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Caddyshack: Don’t try it at home

Posted on March 25th, 2008 – 5:44 PM
By Michael Rand

Thanks to Roughkat for passing along this story:

A war on gophers waged by two Canadian men went awry this weekend when a device used to blast the rodents in their holes sparked a massive grass fire in a rural area near Calgary, Alberta, causing more than C$200,000 ($197,000) in damages.

Despite a ban on fires in the tinder-dry area of Springbank, just northeast of Calgary’s city limits, two men went into a field to kill gophers using a device called a Rodenator, fire officials said on Monday.

The device pumps a mixture of propane and oxygen into gopher holes, which is then ignited, and, according to the manufacturer’s Web site, the resulting blast creates a shock wave that kills the gopher and collapses its tunnel system.

“We had a couple of acreage owners out taking care of their rodent problem with this device,” said Captain Joe Garssi of the municipal district of Rocky View’s fire department.

“They did a few holes successfully and then hit a hole that didn’t go in very far. When they filled it with propane it over-filled the hole…and when they ignited it (fire) flashed out of the hole into the grass beside them.”

The resulting grass fire scorched about 160 acres of surrounding property and destroyed a number of outbuildings. No homes were damaged.

“The way I look at it, it’s ‘humans eight, gophers one’.” Garssi said, as the two men destroyed about eight of the rodents before sparking the blaze.

The lesson, as always: don’t mess with the Gophers. Unless it’s in football. And by the way, please notice how Canadian money is worth about as much as U.S. money. That’s neat.

3 Responses to "Caddyshack: Don’t try it at home"

ramon says:

March 25th, 2008 at 6:41 pm

Please notice American money is worth half of European money. Just wanted to vent as I plan a trip to Europe.

Another example of the Gophers’ defense. Don’t have to worry about taking a hit until you’re way into the secondary.

Toonces51 - Zoneblitz.com says:

March 25th, 2008 at 6:50 pm

Do you even have to worry in the secondary? So rarely are our DBacks close enough to anyone to hit them…unless it’s before a pass is caught.

ramon says:

March 26th, 2008 at 2:02 am

I agree… except those could’ve been the amazing Gopher recruits or frosh that got “Rodenated”… which is what happened to Lucia and Borton.