Sassbottom showed us a fun little web site that generates receipts. It might just become a regular staple of the morning post (and please do note the RandBall event referenced. It is serious. Come meet the one and only Sooze before Tuesday’s Twins game. 5 p.m., location TBA). In any event, you are owed some movie quotes. These are all movies from 2007:

1. You should’ve gone to China, you know, ’cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.

2. Here last week they found this couple out in California. They rent out rooms for old people, kill ‘em, bury ‘em in the yard, cash their social security checks. Well, they’d torture ‘em first, I don’t know why. Maybe the television set was broke.

3. If I don’t go, we gotta pack up and leave. Now I’m tired, Alice. I’m tired of watching my boys go hungry. I’m tired of the way that they look at me. I’m tired of the way that you don’t.

4. You could always subscribe to a site like Perfect Ten. I mean that could be anything, it could be a bowling site.

5. I’m a sex addict. It’s my cross to bear. It’s a real disease with doctors and medicine and everything!

6. I only remember certain details, but from what I’ve been able to reconstruct, it was raining, I was going about 50 miles an hour as I went into a corner, did some wrong steering, wheels went out from me, and suddenly, “Whoo”, skidded off the road, slammed into a ditch and got catapulted 50 feet through the air.

7. Well, I wouldn’t argue that it wasn’t a no holds barred, adrenaline fueled thrill ride. But, there is no way you can perpetrate that amount of carnage and mayhem and not incur a considerable amount of paperwork.

8. What if I were smiling and running into your arms? Would you see then what I see now?

9. Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn’t last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.

10. In the mean time, I’m going to get the government to do my laundry.

Fasola-link! Sidewalk etiquette. (HT: Twin Cities Sidewalks).

Special bonus from Fasolamatt: Tattoos. Really, you have to watch even if it does paint an unflattering portrait of us vs. Mr. Matt.

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