Comments on: Friday (Movie Quotes) Edition: Wha’ Happened?

By: Dave MN

Dave MN — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 20:28:57 +0000

I’d put on a helmet before I used that one…

By: Joker

Joker — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 18:45:01 +0000

Then you follow that up with, “did the item they were hitting you with have spikes on…because it left dimples all over your thighs…”

By: Dave MN

Dave MN — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:54:42 +0000

7. Oh yeah, if I see you with that guy, I’m going to hit him with a shovel

I forgot to mention, in the situation where the dumpee asks, “Why hit him? Why not hit me?”, an acceptable response is, “Well, it looks like someone already beat me to it…”

By: Dave MN

Dave MN — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:51:00 +0000

Yes, those lines are for the common good of RandBallers

By: Joker

Joker — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 17:49:07 +0000

Can I use those Dave?

By: Dave MN

Dave MN — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:40:18 +0000

Joker you forgot such classics as:

7. Oh yeah, if I see you with that guy, I’m going to hit him with a shovel
8. And, by the way, it isn’t supposed to smell like that
9. I’m just not feelin’ it, and I don’t want this to get too far along

By: Joker

Joker — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:35:41 +0000

You can only pull out “light my hair on fire” on certain occasions. Some of my other favorites are:

1. It’s not me, it’s you…no really.
2. I think I’m in love with your sister.
3. Just because I don’t find you attactive anymore does NOT make me gay.
4. You don’t deserve me.
5. Welcome to dumpsville, population You!
6. No, we can’t still be friends.

By: Stu

Stu — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:29:46 +0000

As for this:

Seems like Stearns County isn’t so different that NDSU

You will get no argument from me, save that “GO HUSKIES! WOOO!”

By: Stu

Stu — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:27:56 +0000

He is currently serving as the beef coordinator and Artificial Insemination Trainer

Lucky!

By: super rookie

super rookie — Fri, 28 Mar 2008 16:15:37 +0000

Stu-

Judging from the website of the Saddle and Sirloin Club they just recently honored their “Agricultrist of the Year..” who, and I quote:

He is currently serving as the beef coordinator and Artificial Insemination Trainer for Minnesota Select Sires in St. Cloud.

Seems like Stearns County isn’t so different that NDSU.

Zing.

http://www.ndsu.edu/ndsu/S_S/littlei.html