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Chris Henry on another crime spree. Oh, wait.

Posted on April 1st, 2008 – 12:38 PM
By Michael Rand

henry.jpgChris Henry, the Bengals wide receiver who can’t seem to stay out of trouble is back in the news. Yeah, what did he do this time? We’ll really nail him! He — get this — was ticketed for driving with expired license plates. That [redacted]. How dare he! Kick him out of the league right now!

A Cincinnati Bengals player who has frustrated his team with past traffic violations was back in court last week. Wide receiver Chris Henry was ticketed for driving with expired Kentucky license plates. He appeared in Hamilton County Municipal Court and paid $149, according to court records.

OK, we really have no sympathy for Henry, who has earned his reputation. But we also have noticed that he’s become one of “those guys” who will show up in the news if he merely sneezes. And too often these days, news is being defined as something that happened, rather than something that passes a certain standard based on something we in the business like to call “news judgment.” This Henry thing is probably worth a sentence at the bottom of a notebook in a Cincinnati newspaper; it is not worth a tease off the ESPN.com main page, which is where it was when we found it (it is not there anymore, though it is still the fourth item down on the NFL page). Did it make us click? Yeah, it made us click. But there’s a danger in burning on-line sports consumers too often with stories that go nowhere. Eventually, they won’t come back. That’s why we at least attempt, with every post, to gauge news and/or entertainment value. You might not always agree with the conclusion (see: Nazi sex scandal comments), but rest assured things aren’t just slapped on here because they happened.

5 Responses to "Chris Henry on another crime spree. Oh, wait."

Stu says:

April 1st, 2008 at 1:10 pm

That’s why we at least attempt, with every post, to gauge news and/or entertainment value

Resisting NASCAR joke, must maintain composure…

fasolamatt says:

April 1st, 2008 at 1:49 pm

Important news about RandBall commenting here (HT MNSpeak).

fasolamatt says:

April 1st, 2008 at 1:50 pm

Let’s try that link again: Here

roughkat says:

April 1st, 2008 at 3:40 pm

More like fasoladork.

Stu says:

April 1st, 2008 at 4:05 pm

Well, I thought it was funny, but in a dorky way. Everyone’s right!