In honor of their first ever division title, courtesy of a very entertaining 3-1 victory over Calgary last night, we present to you 10 movie quotes that have to do with either the word “Wild” or the sport of “hockey.” It should be a blessed day in the RandBall chapel, including a frank jersey discussion entitled, “The Ethics of Kubel.” But first: those quotes.

1. Today it’s Wheaties boxes. Tomorrow it’s video games and action figures. The sky’s the limit!

2. I got my eye on the three of you. You pull one thing, you’re out of this game. I run a clean game here. I have any trouble here, I’ll suspend ya. … I’m listening to the [redacted] song!

3. If we admit that human life can be ruled by reason, then all possibility of life is destroyed.

4. You were supposed to spy on them. Not to film some porn flick!

5. Terribly sorry to bother you, but, um, do you speak koala? Sprechen Sie koala?

6. To the game and getting out of this hick town! Thank God there is a sport for middle-sized white boys.

7. Great moments are born from great opportunity. And that’s what you have here, tonight, boys. That’s what you’ve earned here tonight. One game. If we played ‘em ten times, they might win nine. But not this game.

8. I shot four varmints already this morning. One more don’t matter none to me.

9. I play hockey and I fornicate, ’cause those are the two most fun things to do in cold weather.

10. (Plot synopsis from IMDB.com instead of quote): Jack scrambles onto the ice in the midst of practice for Steven’s junior league hockey team, and he and his teammates discover the monkey has a natural talent for the game. With Jack on the team, Steven’s team is on their way to a league championship.

Fasola-links! Jimmy Kimmel reads. … And the misadventures of Alexa Rodriguez.

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