Don’t pee at our rink; we don’t skate in your toilet

Posted on April 16th, 2008 – 1:40 PM
By Michael Rand

bruins.jpgThe fan experience watching last night’s Wild game was no picnic, obviously. But you can always be glad that you weren’t one of the unlucky rooters treated to an unwelcome shower Sunday in Boston. From Lion In Oil, found in the Boston PD daily incident reports (and passed along by the good Dr. Shelman):

Officers were informed that the noted individual had been observed reaching into his pants with his hands and manipulating his hands inside his pants. According to event staff and event guests, the suspect then exposed himself and started urinating on event guests causing then to become hysterical and attempt to escape from the confined area.

No word yet on whether a similar incident caused Wild defensemen to scatter last night. Zing!

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