Don’t pee at our rink; we don’t skate in your toilet
Posted on April 16th, 2008 – 1:40 PMBy Michael Rand
The fan experience watching last night’s Wild game was no picnic, obviously. But you can always be glad that you weren’t one of the unlucky rooters treated to an unwelcome shower Sunday in Boston. From Lion In Oil, found in the Boston PD daily incident reports (and passed along by the good Dr. Shelman):
Officers were informed that the noted individual had been observed reaching into his pants with his hands and manipulating his hands inside his pants. According to event staff and event guests, the suspect then exposed himself and started urinating on event guests causing then to become hysterical and attempt to escape from the confined area.
No word yet on whether a similar incident caused Wild defensemen to scatter last night. Zing!
10 Responses to "Don’t pee at our rink; we don’t skate in your toilet"
That’s one way to avoid the long lines at the bathroom.
***EASY JOKE ALERT***
I didn’t know R. Kelly was a Bruins fan.
I didn’t know Gary Miller was a Bruins fan.
I’m sure the fans would rather it be R. Kelly than Dominic Jones.
God dammit, Marthaler. I can never beat him to the punch when it comes to micturation jokes.
Maybe that is what PP stands for, I always thought it was PowerPlay.
Roughkat, that was downright filthy…
I’m gonna flash em. I’m gonna open up this {redacted} robe and wiggle my {redacted} at ‘em. And do you know why? Because I want you to have a heart-attack and die so we don’t have to do this {redacted} again.
/slapshot
