The attendees of Miguel Tejada’s golden birthday party would like to have a word with him
Posted on April 17th, 2008 – 3:06 PMBy Michael Rand
If Miguel Tejada has any friends who are like the RandBall Better Half, there is a good chance he had a huge party on May 25, 2001, to celebrate his “Golden Birthday.” For those of you unfamiliar with the concept, that’s the b-day on which the age you are turning is the same as the date you were born on. May 25, 1976, allegedly being Tejada’s birthday, that would have been his golden day in 2001 when he turned 25. And it would have been a huge lie. Turns out Tejada is really 33 right now, not 31. That golden birthday party we speculated about? It means nothing now. Sorry we had to break it like this.
3 Responses to "The attendees of Miguel Tejada’s golden birthday party would like to have a word with him"
You are getting very very sleepy.
I am interested in the details of these “Golden” birthday parties. Please send me a brochure.
There is no spoon.
