The Internets: Wild ramp party + Jared Allen’s bar
Posted on April 18th, 2008 – 4:35 PMBy Michael Rand
If you couldn’t score tickets for Games 1, 2 or 5, the Wild has you covered: a viewing party on the top level of the RiverCentre ramp at 9 p.m. tomorrow night for Game 6, conveniently after the 7 p.m. Swarm game at the X:
The event will take place at the top level of the RiverCentre Parking Ramp on Kellogg Blvd. A large screen will be used to televise the action on FSN North. There is no charge for admission. Attendees are encouraged to bring lawn chairs and blankets. Food and beverages will be available for purchase. Additional entertainment also includes intermission performances by Christy Love & You Know Who.
Jared Allen opened a sports bar last month, and there are some rather interesting attractions according to the folks at The Plog. (Hat tip to Local Quipster). We’ll, um, take a pass on the Jared Juice. But we’ll take the 15.5 sacks.
The latest RandBites is up and running. We talk a little marathon, a little Gaborik and a little nonsense with LQ.
COW vote goes into overtime: Stu, Clarence Swamptown, Brandon and AZGopherGirl. Rank ‘em 1-4 and we’ll declare a winner.
11 Responses to "The Internets: Wild ramp party + Jared Allen’s bar"
1. Brandon
2. Clarence
3. AZ
4. Who is Stu?
When I saw the words “Wild ramp party” I thought we’d finally learned where Starbury’s truck was parked during his infamous intern rendezvous. So, this was a bit of a letdown.
1. Clarence
2. AZGG
3. Brandon
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999999999. Stu. Sounds like a typical a-hole.
That photo is like a phallic symbol picture hunt in the back of Highlights Magazine.
1. AzGopherGirl
Tie: Stu & Brandon
4. Goofball McSwamp
Who do you think is the worst rapper of all time? You’ll notice the best team in all of sports history made the list.
http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/listoftheday/2977/the-25-worst-rappers-of-all-time
Is Everclear still illegal in Minnesota? If so I guess the Jared Juice will be served in Tampa.
AZGopherGirl because Randball owes her for trying to stiff her on the movie quotes. How about a COW debate? Two COWs go snout to snout on a topic of their own choosing.
I vote for another mash-up: AZClarandonstu.
I concur: four COWs. Now, gimme my weekend links.
–Cliff Lee fan club
Thanks for your support, but I’m not sure I’m deserving of the honor. Based on my body of work this week, the only debate I would have a chance on is
Wieners: For or Against? Discuss.
If you’re keeping score, that brings the totals to Wiener-related references, 5, Sports-related references, .5 (because at least half the RandBallers would not consider NASCAR a sport).
More like 5 and an eighth.
