A D-League ode to Jenna Fischer
Posted on April 21st, 2008 – 2:50 PMBy Michael Rand
If you’ve never spent any time over at Rod Benson’s site, you don’t know what you’re missing. Who is Rod Benson? He’s a D-League basketball player, and he’s hilarious. Via SportsByBrooks, we found a poem he penned to display his love for Jenna Fischer of “The Office.” We’d like to present a little sampling right about now:
The few months have been really whack
But 2 weeks ago at 7 The Office came back
I’m so glad she came back - I’ve missed her
That’s right, I’ve missed you Jenna Fischer
I know you think we don’t know each other,
But after watching Dewey Cox, I think you need a brother
If you were some milk, I’d be like Ovaltine
We’d [redacted] if you know what I mean.
You can imagine where it goes from there. For the complete and, well, naughty version, head over to Rod’s site. Just be advised that the server has been a little spotty. It took us a few tries to get in there.
8 Responses to "A D-League ode to Jenna Fischer"
Absolutely I would.
A muse, that’s what she is…
Was last weeks “Office” episode better than the first this season?
I enjoyed it, but I’ve been fine with the whole season. Michael’s been decidedly more critical.
Another sad College Hockey Player story. Well as long as you consider Bethel a College.
Solid cultural and gadgetry references. My fav has to be:
Treat me like a Nintendo Cartridge that’s not clean
Roughkat’s not dead! Huzzah!
I’m not sure who Rod wants to bone more, Jenna or Judd Apatow:
We could be like Jules and Seth, solid as a rock
You can scratch my back, but it’s located on my [redacted]
