If you’ve never spent any time over at Rod Benson’s site, you don’t know what you’re missing. Who is Rod Benson? He’s a D-League basketball player, and he’s hilarious. Via SportsByBrooks, we found a poem he penned to display his love for Jenna Fischer of “The Office.” We’d like to present a little sampling right about now:

The few months have been really whack
But 2 weeks ago at 7 The Office came back
I’m so glad she came back - I’ve missed her
That’s right, I’ve missed you Jenna Fischer
I know you think we don’t know each other,
But after watching Dewey Cox, I think you need a brother
If you were some milk, I’d be like Ovaltine
We’d [redacted] if you know what I mean.

You can imagine where it goes from there. For the complete and, well, naughty version, head over to Rod’s site. Just be advised that the server has been a little spotty. It took us a few tries to get in there.

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