Monday (Framework of Failure) edition: Wha’ Happened?
Posted on April 21st, 2008 – 9:18 AMBy Michael Rand
Playoffs in sports are a lot like turning points in relationships. You play out the entire process — 84 games in the NHL, a more fluid amount of time of airport pickups, wedding attendance, laughter, intimacy and so on in the case of a relationship — but in the end there are only going to be a few key things that determine whether you succeed or fail. And there are only going to be a few key things that you remember. It’s never quite fair because it paints a very distorted big picture, harshly judging at some corners while remembering too fondly at others. But there is also an element of truth to it, a put up or shut up moment, a pass-fail test, that ultimately you have to go through. And, well, the Wild broke up with their NHL season Saturday.
There are the things everyone will remember (in relationship parlance, if we are going to carry this thread through, these are the personality clashes, the bad timing and overarching ideological differences): Marian Gaborik failing to register a point until Game 6, not scoring a goal the entire series and being a team-worst minus-3 after leading the team in both scoring and plus-minus rating during the regular season; the Wild giving up the first goal in all six games; Nick Schultz all but knocked out of the series with an appendectomy; Jose Theodore outplaying Niklas Backstrom.
Then there are the things we tend to forget (nuances lost in the heat of the moment): If you refuse to accept the notion of a shootout loss not really being a loss, then the Wild and Colorado entered the playoffs with identical 44-38 records; that in the same acceptance structure, the Wild was 37-37 in its final 74 games; that Marian Gaborik can carry a team; that even though we can’t find it anywhere, we’re guessing the Wild’s record when scoring first in a game is pretty good.
Some teams pull through and survive the test we call playoffs. Some relationships work (just ask the RandBall Better Half or the 1991 Twins). But it never quite seemed like the Wild was a relationship built to hold up to the scrutiny. In a 1/14th size sample, you don’t get a microcosm of a season (the development of young players, the ability to rebound from slumps, the good guys in the locker room, the increased toughness). You get a spotlight on all the things that stood out during a season: the Wild’s dependence on Gaborik and goaltending, along with a thin margin for error.
You get ousted in six, you get dumped, and you try again another time.
19 Responses to "Monday (Framework of Failure) edition: Wha’ Happened?"
Very nicely stated Mr. Rand.
This explains why I keep making drunk late-night calls to Coach Lemaire. Gotta go drive by Gaborik’s house again…
So is Jose Theodore more like a hot stripper on a drunken night or a hot-headed mother in law who won’t accept that her daughter is married to you?
I prefer to pretend it’s not over. Delusion - that’ll get me through this.
Jon: That mix CD you’re making for the Wild will only make you look more desperate…
This is what the MN sports fan has to look forward to”
1. Trading for a multiple Drunk Driver
2. Hoping and praying that ping pong balls come out of a vaccuum in the right order.
3. Placing bets on when Joe Mauer finally hits a Home Run. (I have May 3rd)
4. The Minnesota Lynx and Swarm.
Where do you keep that rope?
2. Hoping and praying that ping pong balls come out of a vaccuum in the right order.
I hear this is the draft lottery activity at the Vu as well…
Dave
Touche’. Although I thought we agreed to keep your mom out of this. ZING!
Yikes…
That’s right I just through a Mom joke out there. Welcome back to the 90’s.
*threw. It’s Monday.
Another topic:
Should the Twins make a run at getting Frank Thomas? I mean, really, Craig Monroe is starting to get the “really good guy” syndrome that really means: “Wow, what a nice guy! Too bad he can’t hit. We’ll give him ABs because we like him so much”
Thomas would be the first “true DH” we’ve had in a long time…
Besides, we know all too well that Frank Thomas can hit homers at the Dome…
Kubel’s the everyday DH when Cuddy comes back and Franky doesn’t want to platoon. Plus Franky is all about Franky. He is better than Monroe but Monroe won’t play when Cuddyer is healthy.
Yeah, I keep forgetting that Cuddy’s been out, it’s early in the season and he’s missed most of the games, so I’d imagine it’s forgivable to have forgotten about him.
I agree Kubel’s a cheaper, younger, and better option at DH. Besides, he can actually field a position, where sticking Thomas at 1st would be a mistake…
I’m just a little frustrated at the Twins latest flyer on a player that just can’t get it done (Monroe).
If you are a pro athlete it is never a good idea to say “I play for team x” it never sounds good.
I would love to hear Joker’s spin on this analogy, as the RandBall relationship expert. The beauty of sports teams is that you can love as many as you want. They’ll never find out and throw your crap on the lawn.
If this analogy were true Joker would have been a Patriots fan long ago.
The thing with relationships is that you can always upgrade. Just don’t let the Misses know that I said that.
I would say from my own experience that you can never really break up with your hometown franchise that you’ve loved since childhood, no matter how much they’ve disappointed you again and again. And again.
…and if you’re from Cleveland, and again and again and again and again and again…
