Rex Grossman Kyle Orton.

Holy [redacted]! The Bears killed Orton and Grossman, fused together their various parts, and reanimated their creation to make some sort of FrankenQB? Is that what you’re telling me?

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Rex Grossman Kyle Orton.

Of course they don’t need a QB.

I’m shocked and dismayed that the Proprietor left Seimone Augustus off that list. You’d think the RBBH would’ve said something. Or, at least given him a look.

http://www.seimone33.com/

And Tubby. What about Tubby?

Speaking of KFAN and specifically “Sludge and Lake”, not knowing which is which, who’s the one that tries too hard to sound like Mike Wilbon on PTI? Don’t those guys have interns that can nudge them when they say something like “I would totally give my number one for Donovan McNabb instead of my one and two threes for Jared Allen.”?

“It was one hell of a game. I mean, s***, for 23 bucks if you can get more excitement than that, hell, you’re in the wrong operation. Let me say something. As long as I’m in this f****** job, Schnelker will be the offensive coach. There’ll be no f****** question about that. I don’t like to name names after a f****** … after a f****** game, but we can’t be responsible for the blocking, we can’t be responsible for the f******* guys jumping offside, we can’t be responsible for f****** … We get down there, and it was a dumb play by Anderson. I love Anderson, but it was a dumb play when his shoe came off, hollerin’ up the line to take a timeout. We had a trap play called, and his f****** shoe comes off! That ain’t Bob Schnelker’s fault! We had another trap play called and (unidentified — Bennie?) picks up his f******* feet and he walks in. We’ve got the f******* pass to A.C. out there in the flat, and the ball’s thrown low. That ain’t Bob Schnelker’s fault!”

The Bob Schnelker meltdown is one of the most beautiful things in the English language.

If I am ever feeling blue I think of Jerry yelling “We had a {redacted} trap play called, and his {redacted} shoe falls off! That ain’t Schnelker’s fault!…They put his picture up there, and the {redacted}’s boo him!”