Comments on: Roger Clemens was with John Daly’s ex-wife!?!?

By: Joker

Joker — Thu, 01 May 2008 18:16:33 +0000

Jama

Thank you. I’m glad you pointed out my flaw in picking women. According to the odds, Clemens and I have the same taste in women. All or any of the following:
1. 15 years old
2. The ex/current wife of a recovering drug addict and alcoholic
3. Starstruck (for me) waitresses (yup, I said it)

Thanks a lot ya [redacted]. Now I’ll probably see the error in my ways, meet some great girl and get married. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit…

By: bpar

bpar — Thu, 01 May 2008 18:12:20 +0000

How would you like to be Clemens’ lawyer Rusty Hardin. Everyday someone is asking him, “Did Roger have an affair with Jesse from Saved by the Bell?” or “Is it true that Roger had sex with his next door neighbor’s cat?” He has to be going nuts just waiting for what is going to pop up next. I don’t feel bad for Clemens and his lawyer one bit after watching the hearing on TV.

By: Brandon

Brandon — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:47:26 +0000

I saw Tyson in West Hollywood a few months back, sitting outside a cigar shop across the street from my hotel, smoking a stogie. He was with a few friends; they just sat there on the edge of the store window, not saying anything at all. When we got back to our hotel we told the concierge, and he boringly told us that Tyson is there every night, just sitting on that stoop, smoking cigars and getting fatter.

His face tattoo is pretty sweet to see in person.

By: Dave MN

Dave MN — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:46:07 +0000

That is an accountant that does not fear death…

By: jama

jama — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:43:34 +0000

Good story on Mike Tyson on one of the WWL’s shows. He is basically miserable because his accountant won’t let him spend any money. Plus he looks like he’s packed on a pound or 50.

By: Dave MN

Dave MN — Thu, 01 May 2008 17:13:23 +0000

Roger Clemens has officially become what Bill Simmons would call “Tysonic”

I’m not surprised by any of this in the least, just as I wouldn’t be surprised if you told me Mike Tyson fought a tiger for money last night.

By: jama

jama — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:48:49 +0000

Speaking of Daly, I think he either needs to work out or put his shirt back on. Now we know why Hooter’s is one of his sponsors. Phil Mickelson ain’t got [redacted] on him.

http://blogs.golf.com/lighterside/

By: jama

jama — Thu, 01 May 2008 16:47:03 +0000

Jose Canseco’s Wife- 10:1

One of Joker’s ex’s- 30:1

Roseanne Barr- 100:1

Ellen DeGeneres: 1000:1