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Create the sports promotion

Posted on May 5th, 2008 – 3:16 PM
By Michael Rand

shark.jpegSunday afforded the opportunity to bring your dog to watch a St. Paul Saints baseball game, a ridiculous concept that nonetheless reeled us in for a second consecutive year. Does a dog give a damn about baseball? No. But people like to congregate with their pets, so why not? That picture is of a shark mascot that frightened several dogs and caused our pug to bark uncontrollably. But we digress: it seems you can’t swing a cat (transition?) these days without finding some sort of promotion at a game. Some are basic (hey, a magnet schedule!) and some are not (bobblefoot, anyone? Thanks, Larry Craig!). The Twins, as we noted some time back, are having a couple of All You Can Eat nights in about two weeks. In the interest of curiosity, we thought we’d ask: if you could create your ideal promotion — within reason, of course. That $2 home plate hot tub night isn’t going to fly — what would it be? For us, it would be something like Stu’s Hunt Down, where a random player from the past was brought in for home games and given license to just talk for 10 minutes in front of the crowd about what they’ve been up to. But that’s just us. What about you?

17 Responses to "Create the sports promotion"

Brandon says:

May 5th, 2008 at 3:21 pm

I’d choose a combination: Free Tomato Night/Stu Gives Pregame Speech Telling Fans Why They Shouldn’t Boo AJ Pierzynski Night.

Jon says:

May 5th, 2008 at 3:29 pm

I’ve long wanted a team - be it college or minor league or whoever - to incorporate tailgating into a game. BYOB, bring your own grill, throw a couch in the back of your pickup and back up to the fence… this would be easily the greatest sporting event experience ever.

UofM2010 says:

May 5th, 2008 at 3:32 pm

How about a Roger Clemens bobble-[redacted] with a 15-year-old Mindy McCready [sic] standing in front of him.

fasolamatt says:

May 5th, 2008 at 3:44 pm

Well, Ten Cent Beer Night didn’t work out so well (maybe it was ‘cuz all they offered was Stroh’s), so how about “random beer night” where local microbreweries offer up kegs of specialties?

Brandon says:

May 5th, 2008 at 3:53 pm

Also: Swinging Cat Night. The contestant who throws their cat the farthest gets a free helmet sundae.

The Hootie says:

May 5th, 2008 at 3:56 pm

Stealing directly from the last post, I propose “Tina Fey wrestles Jenna Fischer Night.” Guaranteed sellout.

Joker says:

May 5th, 2008 at 4:20 pm

Mine would be for away games: Adopt your favorite players wife for games on the road night.

Seriousness: Obscure player jersey night. Who wouldn’t want a Julio DePaula, Oswaldo Sosa, or a Bobby Korecky jersey?

StraightCashHomey says:

May 5th, 2008 at 4:20 pm

How about “Your Garbage Can in 2018 Night” … It would come filled with dusty bobbleheads, saving you the trouble of keeping them on a lonely, hidden shelf for the next 10 years before finally deciding to throw them away.

scagmajor says:

May 5th, 2008 at 4:26 pm

At Twins’ games, they have the family-friendly section, where no beer is served. Could the opposite type of thing occur, an adults-only game? Scantily clad girls selling concessions, clips from your favorite adult films on the big screen, maybe a sky box reserved for lap dances.

Stu says:

May 5th, 2008 at 4:44 pm

I maintain that Deep Fried Mystery Stick Night is a no-brainer, as it involves two of Minnesota’s favorite pursuits: deep fat frying and inappropriately be-sticked foodstuffs.

But if that fails, then by all means, Fey v. Fischer FTW!!11!1!

Clarence Swamptown says:

May 5th, 2008 at 4:58 pm

Miles Tarver handicapped parking permit giveaway night.

Stu says:

May 5th, 2008 at 5:01 pm

That’s good, right there.

ramon says:

May 5th, 2008 at 5:27 pm

Bud Grant Kill An Innocent Animal Night.

The first thousand fans get to shoot fish in a barrel on the plaza.

UofM2010 says:

May 5th, 2008 at 5:36 pm

Marvin Harrison 9mm Night?

AZGopherGirl says:

May 5th, 2008 at 9:14 pm

If I go to my first Cardinals game and they’re NOT giving away Matt Leinart-autographed beer bongs, I will be mighty disappointed.

jama says:

May 6th, 2008 at 7:31 am

I vote for Mike Redmond night. You come to the game with a beer belly and a towel. Once the game gets boring you lose the towel and play cards.

bpar says:

May 6th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

Dozen Egg Night