Guest Post COW: Superdelegate Stu’s endorsements
Posted on May 5th, 2008 – 12:03 PMBy Michael Rand
Stu, the man who brought us the steam engine and the cotton gin, is full of some more great ideas in his Commenter Of the Week post. He earned it early last week with some strong work on the Roger Clemens/Mindy McCready saga. And now, ladies and other folks, Stu:
In the past couple months, the word “superdelegate” has become inescapable. However, did you know that this concept extends to RandBall? Of course you didn’t, as I just made it up. But for the sake of the conceit, let’s pretend that I’m a RandBall superdelegate (requirements: a bevy of COW honors, ducking out on most RandBall events, creating a fake blog to rail against other RandBallers). My endorsements follow:
*I endorse the notion that 30 Rock is better than The Office. And if this needs to be settled by a Tina Fey-Jenna Fischer wrestling match, then by all means, let’s settle it.
*I endorse Michael Cuddyer. The batting order just seems a lot better with him in it, and his defense is excellent.
*I endorse Mary Lucia. She’s the afternoon DJ on the Current and she played Fugazi and Rick Springfield back to back a couple months ago. That’s never happened anywhere before, and that kind of genius needs to be recognized.
*I endorse booing the people who boo A.J. Pierzynski. Shut up, wouldja?
*I endorse the simple truth that hash browns improve every meal.
*I endorse pretty much everything the Vikings have done this season. That means the Gus Frerotte signing and the Matt Birk kerfuffle, too.
*I endorse the skinny guy with the funny name.
*I endorse bringing Randy Wittman back next year. For a bad team, the T-Wolves were better than I thought they would be. Also, to pretend that Avery Johnson or Mike D’Antoni would have any interest in coming here is folly.
*Finally, I endorse thinking that you can appreciate both sports journalism and sports blogs.


