The Internets: Ozzie, Buzz and Tebow
Posted on May 5th, 2008 – 4:37 PMBy Michael Rand
Baseball’s most unpredictable manager, Ozzie Guillen, apparently went all Lee Elia today, calling out the White Sox fans in a profanity-laced tirade. Oh, how we love when Ozzie reaches his boiling point. To wit:
A couple of days ago we were the [bleeping] best [stuff] in town. Now we’re [bleep],” Guillen said to the aforementioned Chicago media before the game. Guillen observed that Chicago still loved the Cubs, even though they have not won a World Series since 1908, but the White Sox — winners of the 2005 World Series — did not receive the same affectionate support.
“We won it a couple years ago, and we’re horse[bleep],” Guillen said, according to the Chicago Tribune. “The Cubs haven’t won in [100] years, and they’re the [bleeping] best. [Bleep] it, we’re good. [Bleep] everybody. We’re horse[bleep], and we’re going to be horse[bleep] the rest of our lives, no matter how many World Series we win. We are the [bleep] of Chicago. We’re the Chicago [bleep]. We have the worst owner [Jerry Reinsdorf]. The guy’s got seven [bleeping] rings, and he’s the [bleeping] horse[bleep] owner.”
*The Big Lead has a very good interview with Buzz Bissinger.
*Tim Tebow spends his down time differently than you. Um, we’re assuming.
*It was a good run, Jacque Jones.
*Just Drew being Drew.
4 Responses to "The Internets: Ozzie, Buzz and Tebow"
I didn’t know he knew that many cus words in english. Of course I know most of the spanish ones, but that’s different…
Do you think he had to press 1 for english for that speech?
I still enjoy Guillen’s censored rants, they’re like what every Mad Lib inevitably became…
Re: Tebow, why are those Filipino kids so in need of circumcision? What’s the rationale for providing that particular service?
