Comments on: Honoring Kenechi Udeze

By: Clarence Swamptown

Clarence Swamptown — Tue, 06 May 2008 18:00:01 +0000

In Kenechi’s honor I just went to the hospital and donated marrow. When I got there, also in his honor, I put a swim move on the reception lady and just missed sacking the nurse.

By: Joker

Joker — Tue, 06 May 2008 17:32:30 +0000

We could just call him Friar Tuck. He’s (somewhat)religous and loved his ale…

By: Joker

Joker — Tue, 06 May 2008 17:28:47 +0000

DWJesus

By: jama

jama — Tue, 06 May 2008 17:20:46 +0000

Fu Man Chu Jesus?

Drinking one too many Jesus?

By: Dave MN

Dave MN — Tue, 06 May 2008 17:19:05 +0000

Mullet Jesus?

By: jama

jama — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:58:39 +0000

Well since the names seem to be progressing along Jesus’s life let’s go with Adolescent Jesus. That leaves room for future players.

Baby Jesus- Joe Mauer
Purple Jesus- Adrian Peterson
Adolescent Jesus- Jared Allen

By: s1rweeze

s1rweeze — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:47:52 +0000

Purple Pat Robertson

By: Dave MN

Dave MN — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:44:56 +0000

I don’t know that I want it to be adopted, it just seemed like a logical progression with our new stars. What else could he be? “Purple Moses”? “Purple Loki”?

By: jama

jama — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:41:11 +0000

Dave

You’re trying to get the Purple Baptist adopted huh? I think the Grim Reaper is going to catch on. If it was up to me I go with calling him the leader of the Purple Necks. Get it, he is a Red Neck, but since he plays for the Vikings, ah forget it.

By: Dave MN

Dave MN — Tue, 06 May 2008 16:28:31 +0000

a diversion from Jared Allen-mania.

I think “welcome diversion” is justified in this case. Let’s let Allen play a snap for the Vikes before we anoint him The Purple Baptist.