The Zoner snapped that picture while on vacationing at the Magic Kingdom. Disney would be so proud. In fairness to Mark Chmura, he was found not guilty of his alleged crimes. Then again, we can’t forget even the comparatively tame allegations:

Gessert’s daughter Jamie, a Memorial student, was hosting the party, and the youths were all wound up, throwing down beers, sea breezes and other concoctions. The party was in full swing at 3:30 a.m. when a surprise came knocking.

Chmura and Gessert are friends, and according to the alleged victim’s sworn complaint, when Chmura walked in the door, the atmosphere electrified.

The high school football players at the party all jockeyed for position around the Packer. He obliged them, posing for pictures and signing autographs. Chmura reportedly impressed the kids by prank-calling his teammates and leaving funny messages on their voicemail. After a while, the alleged victim says in her statement, Chmura appeared “really drunk” and started taunting the partygoers.

“You call this a party?” he said, according to her statement. “Where’s all the alcohol?”

He allegedly introduced the students to “beer pong,” a drinking game whose object is to bounce a ping-pong ball into cups of beer lined up on either side of a ping-pong table. When someone makes it in, the opposing team has to drink.

Oh, Wisconsin. Thank you for this eternal comeback to the Love Boat scandal.

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