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Bring Moss Back? BRING MOSS BACK

Posted on May 14th, 2008 – 1:37 PM
By Michael Rand

moss.jpgWe’ve been sitting on this for about a week, but it’s time to introduce more of the world to Bring Moss Back, an often bewildering yet rewarding experience, particularly if you aren’t offended by a little cartoon nudity way down on the page (yes, consider this your warning). The proprietor, per an e-mail forwarded to us and according to the site, is one Beck DeRobertis. While we doubt very seriously that Moss will be coming back to Minnesota anytime soon, we do think that any site incorporating Lindsay Lohan, Randy Moss and Juno (The Cat) gets our attention. And that doesn’t even get into the YouTube page, featuring an eclectic mix of everything from a Silver Jews song (underrated band, btw) to the Helmet Revolution to an eclectic jersey collection to “The Adventures of F.D.R. Revisited.” The mission? Well, that’s clearly stated:

BECK DEROBERTIS presents VIDEOS, FASHION, and KITSCH dedicated to returning RANDY MOSS to the MINNESOTA VIKINGS!

Obviously. How else are we going to get him back? Beck, send us an e-mail. A guest post or a Q&A might be in order.

11 Responses to "Bring Moss Back? BRING MOSS BACK"

jama says:

May 14th, 2008 at 1:59 pm

While you’re at it can you bring back:

Krispy Kreme donuts
Thong Bikinis
Seinfeld
Daisy Fuentes (Preferably in a Thong Bikini)
Nintendo 64 games
Good Luck in the NBA Lottery

Dave MN says:

May 14th, 2008 at 2:11 pm

Krispy Kreme donuts
Thong Bikinis
Seinfeld
Daisy Fuentes (Preferably in a Thong Bikini)
Nintendo 64 games
Good Luck in the NBA Lottery

Jama, are you sure you don’t want to reconsider #2 based on the populace’s affinity for #1?

99.9999999999999999999999% of women should not be in thong bikinis on the beach (this percentage has absolutely nothing to do with thong underwear). 100% of men should not be in thongs in any situation.

Stu says:

May 14th, 2008 at 2:15 pm

a Silver Jews song (underrated band, btw)

This is very correct.

Jon says:

May 14th, 2008 at 2:28 pm

Today’s Randy Ratio: Slightly insane!

Joker says:

May 14th, 2008 at 2:42 pm

Other things to bring back:

The Beatles
VHS
Nude Beaches
Cheap Gas
Legal Pot
Cathy Ireland (15 years ago)
Pepsi Clear

jama says:

May 14th, 2008 at 3:03 pm

Nude Beaches: No

Topless Beaches: Yes Please!!!(This eliminates any sort of male frontal nudity)

Joker says:

May 14th, 2008 at 3:16 pm

jama

Touche

Michael Rand says:

May 14th, 2008 at 3:33 pm

Jon, +2.5. Destined to make me laugh almost as much as “We want the pants, and we’re going to score!”

Joker says:

May 14th, 2008 at 3:47 pm

The only way I would want Moss back is if he was guaranteed to fake moon the Packer fans again, and a good possibility that he’d do it to the Bears fans.

Jon says:

May 14th, 2008 at 3:58 pm

That half-point is going to prove important. I have a hunch.

ramon says:

May 14th, 2008 at 6:01 pm

Beck rocks. And I don’t mean Jeff. (Although he used to until he went Jazz Fusion.)

Where do these kids find the time to make all that stuff? And be able to afford those nice 24p DVX video cameras?