Overrated! (Clap-clap clap-clap-clap). You might rather talk about Purple Jesus’ declaration that he will go for 2K and be the MVP (or at least talk about Zygi Wilf’s, um, interesting facial expression); you might prefer more Twins chatter off the downer series against Toronto and heading into interleague play vs. Colorado tonight (hey, all we’re saying is check the career numbers: Livo vs. Punto at the plate. And it’s not as much of an indictment of Punto as it is a glorification of Mr. Hernandez); there might even be some comedy gold to be mined from an alleged set of Vince Young pictures. But today, we’re here to deliver movie quotes. Specifically, these are quotes from five of the most overrated films of all-time. Let’s have at it:

1. Anyway, like I was sayin’, shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it.

2. In L.A., nobody touches you. We’re always behind this metal and glass. I think we miss that touch so much, that we crash into each other, just so we can feel something.

3. I’m not sure I agree with you a hundred percent on your police work, there, Lou.

4. They’re gonna *execute* her! Look, a few minutes ago you said you didn’t want to just wait here to be captured. Now all you want to do is stay?

5. We got a winner, I said we got a winner, we got a winner! Our next winner is that delightful personality, straight from Brighton Beach Brooklyn, please give a juicy welcome to Mrs. Sarah Goldfarb!

Fasola-link! A 224 mph train? Sure.

Later today: Return of Stu’s Hunt Down and so much more.

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