Joe Mauer almost went deep yesterday; we are going on record that he hits his first one in this series vs. the Yankees. And by this time next week, Delmon Young has one, too. Just a feeling.

As Charlie the Tuna once said to Bret Michaels, “Hey man, we should hang out. How can I get ahold of you?” To which Bret Michaels replied:

Bret is not online, nor does he have an email address or instant messenger account. BretMichaels.com is the only official way of contacting Bret over the Internet. Please feel free to contact us if you feel that you have been misled by an individual claiming to be Bret Michaels of Poison.

So vote for the Commenter Of the Week. And don’t claim to be the man who originally performed Unskinny Bop if you’re not really him. That’s what we’re really trying to say here.

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