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	<title>Comments on: We&#8217;re feeling a Mauer homer, Bret Michaels, COW</title>
	<link>http://blogs2.startribune.com/blogs/randball/2008/05/30/were-feeling-a-mauer-homer-bret-michaels-cow/</link>
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		<title>By: Stu</title>
		<link>http://blogs2.startribune.com/blogs/randball/2008/05/30/were-feeling-a-mauer-homer-bret-michaels-cow/#comment-42885</link>
		<dc:creator>Stu</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 22:05:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://blogs2.startribune.com/blogs/randball/2008/05/30/were-feeling-a-mauer-homer-bret-michaels-cow/#comment-42885</guid>
		<description>Actually, Howard Dean just called me, and it turns out that I'm the consensus choice for Vice President in Charge of Partying Down.  See you in Denver, jerkasses!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Actually, Howard Dean just called me, and it turns out that I&#8217;m the consensus choice for Vice President in Charge of Partying Down.  See you in Denver, jerkasses!</p>
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		<title>By: fasolamatt</title>
		<link>http://blogs2.startribune.com/blogs/randball/2008/05/30/were-feeling-a-mauer-homer-bret-michaels-cow/#comment-42883</link>
		<dc:creator>fasolamatt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 12:30:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://blogs2.startribune.com/blogs/randball/2008/05/30/were-feeling-a-mauer-homer-bret-michaels-cow/#comment-42883</guid>
		<description>Hillary Clinton: fat ankles
Fasolamatt: just plain fat

Hillary Clinton: has a kid who went to camp in Minnesota
Fasolamatt: has two kids going to the same camp

Hillary Clinton: represents New York despite roots in suburban Chicago
Fasolamatt: represents St Paul despite roots in suburban Cleveland.

Yup, Hillary Clinton could be a COW.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hillary Clinton: fat ankles<br />
Fasolamatt: just plain fat</p>
<p>Hillary Clinton: has a kid who went to camp in Minnesota<br />
Fasolamatt: has two kids going to the same camp</p>
<p>Hillary Clinton: represents New York despite roots in suburban Chicago<br />
Fasolamatt: represents St Paul despite roots in suburban Cleveland.</p>
<p>Yup, Hillary Clinton could be a COW.</p>
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		<title>By: ramon</title>
		<link>http://blogs2.startribune.com/blogs/randball/2008/05/30/were-feeling-a-mauer-homer-bret-michaels-cow/#comment-42881</link>
		<dc:creator>ramon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jun 2008 05:10:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://blogs2.startribune.com/blogs/randball/2008/05/30/were-feeling-a-mauer-homer-bret-michaels-cow/#comment-42881</guid>
		<description>"As the RandBall bylaws dictate, anyone can vote for COW, especially if they’re kinda buzzed."

According to today's decision by the Democratic Party (ostensibly in regards to the Florida/Michigan Primaries), each non-former COW receives a half vote. On the condition that they're buzzed and votes for Faso.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;As the RandBall bylaws dictate, anyone can vote for COW, especially if they’re kinda buzzed.&#8221;</p>
<p>According to today&#8217;s decision by the Democratic Party (ostensibly in regards to the Florida/Michigan Primaries), each non-former COW receives a half vote. On the condition that they&#8217;re buzzed and votes for Faso.</p>
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		<title>By: Stu</title>
		<link>http://blogs2.startribune.com/blogs/randball/2008/05/30/were-feeling-a-mauer-homer-bret-michaels-cow/#comment-42877</link>
		<dc:creator>Stu</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 13:14:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://blogs2.startribune.com/blogs/randball/2008/05/30/were-feeling-a-mauer-homer-bret-michaels-cow/#comment-42877</guid>
		<description>As the RandBall bylaws dictate, anyone can vote for COW, especially if they're kinda buzzed.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As the RandBall bylaws dictate, anyone can vote for COW, especially if they&#8217;re kinda buzzed.</p>
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		<title>By: The Hootie</title>
		<link>http://blogs2.startribune.com/blogs/randball/2008/05/30/were-feeling-a-mauer-homer-bret-michaels-cow/#comment-42874</link>
		<dc:creator>The Hootie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 04:40:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://blogs2.startribune.com/blogs/randball/2008/05/30/were-feeling-a-mauer-homer-bret-michaels-cow/#comment-42874</guid>
		<description>It should be noted that "Jealous Hootie" is the same as "went to BW-3 for wings and beer then came home and had a bomber of co-worker's homebrew stout Hootie".  Mostly Returned to Normal Hootie offers his apologies to any of the esteemed former COWs who were offended.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It should be noted that &#8220;Jealous Hootie&#8221; is the same as &#8220;went to BW-3 for wings and beer then came home and had a bomber of co-worker&#8217;s homebrew stout Hootie&#8221;.  Mostly Returned to Normal Hootie offers his apologies to any of the esteemed former COWs who were offended.</p>
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		<title>By: ramon</title>
		<link>http://blogs2.startribune.com/blogs/randball/2008/05/30/were-feeling-a-mauer-homer-bret-michaels-cow/#comment-42873</link>
		<dc:creator>ramon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 02:49:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://blogs2.startribune.com/blogs/randball/2008/05/30/were-feeling-a-mauer-homer-bret-michaels-cow/#comment-42873</guid>
		<description>Well then... let's let Hootie join the club. As long as it's about something faso is interested in.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well then&#8230; let&#8217;s let Hootie join the club. As long as it&#8217;s about something faso is interested in.</p>
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		<title>By: The Hootie</title>
		<link>http://blogs2.startribune.com/blogs/randball/2008/05/30/were-feeling-a-mauer-homer-bret-michaels-cow/#comment-42872</link>
		<dc:creator>The Hootie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 02:33:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://blogs2.startribune.com/blogs/randball/2008/05/30/were-feeling-a-mauer-homer-bret-michaels-cow/#comment-42872</guid>
		<description>Who gets to vote for COW?  Everyone? Or just former COW's?

If it's everyone, I vote for Clarence, as he's been solid all week, and he isn't Stu, who has also been his usual solid self all week, but wins too much.

If it's just former COWs, then SCREW YOU FORMER COWS!  

/Jealous Hootie</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who gets to vote for COW?  Everyone? Or just former COW&#8217;s?</p>
<p>If it&#8217;s everyone, I vote for Clarence, as he&#8217;s been solid all week, and he isn&#8217;t Stu, who has also been his usual solid self all week, but wins too much.</p>
<p>If it&#8217;s just former COWs, then SCREW YOU FORMER COWS!  </p>
<p>/Jealous Hootie</p>
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		<title>By: Jon</title>
		<link>http://blogs2.startribune.com/blogs/randball/2008/05/30/were-feeling-a-mauer-homer-bret-michaels-cow/#comment-42871</link>
		<dc:creator>Jon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 31 May 2008 00:03:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://blogs2.startribune.com/blogs/randball/2008/05/30/were-feeling-a-mauer-homer-bret-michaels-cow/#comment-42871</guid>
		<description>I vote for fasolamatt.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I vote for fasolamatt.</p>
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		<title>By: lattewarrior</title>
		<link>http://blogs2.startribune.com/blogs/randball/2008/05/30/were-feeling-a-mauer-homer-bret-michaels-cow/#comment-42870</link>
		<dc:creator>lattewarrior</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 22:31:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://blogs2.startribune.com/blogs/randball/2008/05/30/were-feeling-a-mauer-homer-bret-michaels-cow/#comment-42870</guid>
		<description>I vote for Beck's mom.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I vote for Beck&#8217;s mom.</p>
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		<title>By: fasolamatt</title>
		<link>http://blogs2.startribune.com/blogs/randball/2008/05/30/were-feeling-a-mauer-homer-bret-michaels-cow/#comment-42869</link>
		<dc:creator>fasolamatt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 May 2008 22:08:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid>http://blogs2.startribune.com/blogs/randball/2008/05/30/were-feeling-a-mauer-homer-bret-michaels-cow/#comment-42869</guid>
		<description>I want an update on Joker's love life.  But an update on the newest young Swamptown would be good too.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I want an update on Joker&#8217;s love life.  But an update on the newest young Swamptown would be good too.</p>
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