Another midweek afternoon game. Another chance to play a little iinteractive office game involving your Minnesota Twins. But this time, in light of recent events, we have to revise the rules a little to make things reasonable for the local nine. The White Sox will try to sweep the leg; here’s Bananarama for context. And, after the jump, here are your rules of engagement today:

*If a Twins pitcher completes an inning without allowing a home run, fire off an all-hands memo about the merits of pitching inside on hitters. Then enjoy a cool mint julep.

*If Minnesota manages to hold a lead for more than 12 minutes, tell your boss how you really feel about paperwork. Then whistle “Safety Dance” and start an epidemic.

*If the news that Sonic is now open in the Twin Cities is more exciting than the Twins game, you are either 1) Local Quipster or 2) required to make a list of your top 5 fast food restaurants.

*If Juan Rincon pitches, look out.

*If there’s a rain delay, and FSN shows some filler that is just not watchable, play a game of paper football.

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