Comments on: Tuesday (Big Brown ugliness) edition: Wha’ Happened?

By: Stu

Stu — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:30:42 +0000

I’m just narcissistic enough to love this, for the record.

By: Dave MN

Dave MN — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:20:01 +0000

Truth is, I think that Stu is the highest functioning of all of us Randballaholics.

“High-functioning” make Stu sound like he’s autistic.

By: Toonces51

Toonces51 — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 17:12:10 +0000

The choice is easy–I don’t remembering seeing Rocket in these parts for some time (never mind my own absences), while Stu continues to give day in, day out.

Of course, I suppose that means that Stu will owe Rocket some sort of monthly Cheeto support…

By: Smitty

Smitty — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 16:46:45 +0000

Did anyone think that this trainer Dutrow would NOT be throwing his jock under the bus?

By: Joker

Joker — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 16:03:47 +0000

roughkat

That is a good point. In said divorce, who is going to get who’s parents basement in the settlement? How will they split up the COW trophies since Stu has more? Will Stu be entitled half of the earnings of Rocket’s book? (which will only account to 3 trips to 5 Guys)

By: roughkat

roughkat — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 15:53:43 +0000

I’m picking Rocket’s side. He’s written a book so right away he has Buzz Bissinger on his side. All Stu has done is commented about his Big Daddy’s Bawls.

Stu - Time to start thinking about moving out of you parents’ place.

By: Clarence Swamptown

Clarence Swamptown — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 15:44:10 +0000

A fictional domestic dispute within the Ranball household?

I’m going to try and quietly play with my coloring books in the corner and not pick any sides. When you two drink and fight it makes me sad. But at some point I’m going to have to decide who I will fictionally move in with if you two get a fictional Randball divorce.

By: Rocket

Rocket — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 15:11:14 +0000

Both Rick Dutrow and Stu remind me of a big brown pile of [redacted}.

By: Rocket

Rocket — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 15:10:03 +0000

I have decided that I am going to spend the rest of the day (and perhaps week) engaged in a faux feud with Stu. Please note that this “feud” is purely FICTIONAL and merely for MY OWN AMUSEMENT. Truth is, I think that Stu is the highest functioning of all of us Randballaholics. That being noted…

By: Joker

Joker — Tue, 10 Jun 2008 15:09:38 +0000

roughkat

here is your answer (if it’s nature, it’s ok to show on here)

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IE8934NL8AY