Channeling Larry King

Posted on June 11th, 2008 – 1:17 PM
By Michael Rand

king.jpgBack by popular demand — OK, nobody demanded it, and we have no recollection of it being overly popular — we bring you another exciting installment of “Channeling Larry King,” where we muse on the day’s news and other subjects in the style (and sometimes the brain) of the TV man.

Rhys Lloyd sure can kick the ball. … That Anna Kournikova might not be much of a tennis player, but I’m told she is quite attractive. Happy birthday! … Convertibles: not for all seasons. … Big Brown sure is a beautiful horse. … Canadian provinces are a lot like American states. … Sometimes it’s hard to tell if an NBA game is fixed or if the refs just stink. … I never understood why everyone called Phil Mickelson “Lefty” until I watched him golf. … Nothing beats a good glass of wine. … Jonathan Papelbon has the right idea. … Don’t leave chocolate squares in the hot sun. Trust me. … O.J. Mayo: that sounds terrible! … New sport: racing squirrels. … I think my neighbor might be a racist. … It’s a shame the U.S. isn’t playing in Euro 2008. … True or false: True.

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