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Thursday (camera-conscious) edition: Wha’ Happened?

Posted on June 19th, 2008 – 8:20 AM
By Michael Rand

kobe.JPGpierce1.JPGWhat happens when someone takes a picture of you? Well, if you’re like us, you either try to look halfway decent or you make a ridiculous face. Regardless, though, you try to do something memorable — it’s your frozen moment to do something that says, “I’m this good-looking, this funny or this interesting ALL THE TIME,” even when that is typically not true. Now imagine you’re a professional athlete playing on the grandest stage. Every minute of your existence is potentially being recorded up close for posterity, and you know it. The trick, though, is that we’ve been embedded in this sports hyperculture for long enough now that fans know it, too. So how do you be a hero now when everyone thinks you’re faking it? How do you project being genuine, when your perception adds a layer, the audience perception adds a layer, the camera adds a layer? It’s hard to sell yourself in high-definition. Paul Pierce and his Game 1 theatrics; Tiger Woods and his constant grimacing; Kobe Bryant’s smile and kids at the podium; Kevin Garnett’s championship breakdown. Instead of merely watching, a viewing public that has become used to manipulation is constantly wondering and judging: real or fake. Or, at the very least: instinctive reaction or conscious decision. Woods and Pierce were undoubtedly hurting; Kobe certainly loves his kids; and that wasn’t the first time KG has been emotional. But each of us knows how we act when a picture is taken, and we have to wonder if we’re being sold a little extra grimace, a slightly bigger smile or maybe just a little more emotion than we’re willing to buy. We pine for genuine moments (that certainly still do exist). But we also wonder if, as players celebrate or hold their heads in defeat, they are wondering, “What do I look like on TV?” It leaves us in a strange place in the sporting world, circa 2008, where athletes know they are being watched, fans know athletes know they are being watched and, finally, athletes know fans know athletes know they are being watched. So what are we really seeing?

Fasola-link! World Custard Pie Throwing Championships.

17 Responses to "Thursday (camera-conscious) edition: Wha’ Happened?"

Stu says:

June 19th, 2008 at 8:38 am

Stu-link! Custard Pie, Led Zeppelin.

It leaves us in a strange place in the sporting world, circa 2008, where athletes know they are being watched, fans know athletes know they are being watched and, finally, athletes know fans know athletes know they are being watched. So what are we really seeing?

The Matrix.

Brandon says:

June 19th, 2008 at 9:18 am

I thought about this for like 30 seconds, and then Rockwell’s “Somebody’s Watching Me” popped into my head, and now my day is ruined. Thanks.

Stu says:

June 19th, 2008 at 9:23 am

Stu-link 2! Somebody’s Watching Me, Rockwell.

MR says:

June 19th, 2008 at 9:24 am

There is no KG.

Joker says:

June 19th, 2008 at 9:25 am

I came up with 1 Hour Photo with Robin Williams

ramon says:

June 19th, 2008 at 9:28 am

“It leaves us in a strange place in the sporting world, circa 2008, where athletes know they are being watched, fans know athletes know they are being watched and, finally, athletes know fans know athletes know they are being watched. So what are we really seeing?”

Kim Cattrall: “It’s all real. Just a little Botox.”

Jon says:

June 19th, 2008 at 10:18 am

A Sex and the City joke?

I’ll show ramon out.

Brandon says:

June 19th, 2008 at 10:26 am

Whew, thanks Jon. The rest of us have just been sitting here awkwardly, unsure of what to do. Stu and I played a little triangle paper football to pass the time. Which was neat.

lattewarrior says:

June 19th, 2008 at 11:20 am

When I think of great songs that speak to imaging technologies, I come up with this short list:

1) Girls on Film, Duran Duran
2) Take a Picture, Filter
3) Photograph, Def Leppard
4) Kamera, Wilco
5) I turn My Camera On, Spoon
6) Video Killed the Radio Star, The Buggles
7) Anything by R. Kelly
8) Vogue, Madonna
9) Billie Jean, Michael Jackson (only because of the video concept)
10) Pictures of You, The Cure

Joker says:

June 19th, 2008 at 11:23 am

Jon

Being that you know that was a Sex and the City joke, you can follow him. I was unaware until you said something.

lattewarrior

Nice happy face. Did P3 teach you that?

lattewarrior says:

June 19th, 2008 at 11:28 am

Sweet Jeebus I did NOT knowingly leave a smiley face. While I do enjoy reading teen magazines I abhor smiley faces. Anyone who knows me will testify to this fact.

Michael Rand says:

June 19th, 2008 at 11:28 am

When you make an 8 followed by ), the smiley face is automatic. It’s a weird quirk.

jama says:

June 19th, 2008 at 11:43 am

You’re a weird quirk 8)

ramon says:

June 19th, 2008 at 1:36 pm

I’ve never seen a “Sex And The City” episode in my life. This was a quote from Kim Cattrall. Kim Cattrall who was in “Big Trouble In Little China” and “Mannequin” (the last things I’ve seen her in).

But hey, no worries Jon. I know the way out.

Stu says:

June 19th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

Big Trouble in Little China is a great movie.

Just figured I’d mention that.

scagmajor says:

June 19th, 2008 at 3:13 pm

The last things I’ve seen Kim Cattrall in are my boxers.

Dave MN says:

June 19th, 2008 at 6:00 pm

The last things I’ve seen Kim Cattrall in are my boxers.

“No you haven’t.”

“Yeah, but I knew a guy who…”

“No, you don’t.”

“Yeah, but you could imagine, couldn’t you?”