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RandBall Commenter Draft: At-bat music

Posted on June 25th, 2008 – 1:13 PM
By Michael Rand

finn.JPGConsidering the rousing success of the all-sports fantasy draft the other day, we thought we would try another list. As was the case with the other one, this is a blatant ripoff of the idea started by the good people at Kissing Suzy Kolber. It’s a copycat league. What can we say? Today’s list: At-bat music. Yes, we made a preliminary pass through this a couple of months ago. But this is a deep topic that needs some serious probing. Um. So yeah, we’d like to take Lifter Puller’s Roaming The Foam as our primary song. You’d best be prepared for plenty of other picks from us in the comments. And you’d best be prepared to tangle with Brendan Harris if you want to steal “Cherry Pie” by Warrant.

98 Responses to "RandBall Commenter Draft: At-bat music"

lattewarrior says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:22 pm

The Stroke, Billy Squier

Stu says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:22 pm

Do we have to number these? If so:

2. The Swish, the Hold Steady

Clarence Swamptown says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:25 pm

3. Bootylicious, Destiny’s Child

Stu says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:25 pm

Pardon me, 2. The Swish, the Hold Steady

lattewarrior says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:26 pm

Fine, I’ll conform rather than risk losing my pick.

4. The Stroke, Billy Squier

Toonces51 says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:28 pm

Why is it that all the songs I want to pick seem more appropriate for Joker?

Stu says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:29 pm

5. Enter Sandman, Metallica

fasolamatt says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:32 pm

6. Liberty by the Minnesota State Sacred Harp Singing Convention.

Dave MN says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:33 pm

7. Son of a Bitch - Nazareth

lattewarrior says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:34 pm

8. Suck My Kiss, Red Hot Chili Peppers

jama says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:35 pm

Joker wanted me to post for him.

8. Teen Spirit, Nirvana

Jon says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:35 pm

10. Safety Dance - Men Without Hats

Michael Rand says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:36 pm

10. Hash Pipe, Weezer

Kobe after tasting Shaq's [redacted} says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:37 pm

Ring of Fire, Johnny Cash

Dave MN says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:37 pm

Re: pick #7

the name is actually “Hair of the Dog” by Nazareth

fasolamatt says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:38 pm

13. Fat Man In The Bathtub - Little Feat

Kevin McHale's draft pick says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:40 pm

13. Loser, Beck

Stu says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:40 pm

14. It Takes Two, Rob Base and DJ EZ Rock

Clarence Swamptown says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:41 pm

15. In A Gadda Da Vida, Iron Butterfly

And I’m not getting in the box until they play the whole thing. F.U. Brian Runge, you attention loving ass.

Marv Albert says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:41 pm

16. Freak on a Leash, Korn

Stu says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:44 pm

Someone fire up the roughkat signal, otherwise Creed and Mike Bolton will go unmentioned…

fasolamatt says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:45 pm

19. Donkey Riding - Great Big Sea

(coming to the State Sept 12!)

fasolamatt says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:47 pm

Please note that all postings by me in this thread are for my own amusement only, and have nothing to do with the Proprietor’s topic. A disclaimer that I could post for pretty much everything I write here.

muxhut says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:47 pm

Sustained white noise, gradually increasing in volume. I think it would throw off batters when it suddenly cut out post warm-up. A Shepard Tone would also work. I would wear ear plugs.

jama says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:49 pm

20. Cotton eyed Joe, Various Artists

I wish they would start playing this at sporting events.

Toonces51 says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:50 pm

Fasola - I think I’d lean more towards The Old Black Rum. Or Mari-Mac. Either would work as long as it was the live version.

Michael Rand says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:51 pm

So Whatcha Want, Beastie Boys

Stu says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

21. Let There Be Rock, Drive-By Truckers

Brandon says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:52 pm

22. “The Star-Spangled Banner,” just to confuse the audience with a ’should I be standing right now?’ dilemma. (I totally stole this joke from a friend.)

fasolamatt says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

Toonces - all my picks are on the assumption that the crowd would be hip (or square) enough to sing along. Definitely Mari-Mac, and I could see The Old Black Rum working, too.

Dave MN says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

“Through the Fire and Flames” - Dragonforce

Kevin McHale says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:56 pm

23. Faith, George Michael

Clarence Swamptown says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:57 pm

23. Sweet Child O’ Mine, Guns N’ Roses

Clarence Swamptown says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:00 pm

Mother, Danzig

Dave MN says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:02 pm

Face to Face - Sevendust

muxhut says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:02 pm

I would like Stu to go back to his earlier comment and describe this ‘roughkat signal’ ala Batman. I imagine something difficult to render in silhouette, but unmistakably disgusting.

That said, I’d the rest of you to stop naming songs I’ve never heard of. You already do that to me with most of your ’sports’ references, so just back off okay? I mean, ‘Dragonforce’? And Star Spangled what now? Be nice, dumb it down, I’m not impressed with your knowledge of things I do not know.

Stu says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:03 pm

Beat me to it, Clarence. I’ll draft for need and take Highway to Hell, AC/DC.

Dave MN says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:04 pm

muxhut: You’re probably better off not knowing about Dragonforce. I linked to a video though, just to show the ridiculousness…

Toonces51 says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:05 pm

Just because I would be difficult and confusing to the crowd, I would probably go with a rotation of:

1) Big Pimpin’, Jay-Z
2) Personal Jesus, Johnny Cash
3) Feur Frei, Rammstein
4) Somewhere Over The Rainbow, Israel Kamakawiko’ole
5) Ready, Steady, Go, Paul Oakenfold
6) Main Theme from The Last of the Mohicans, The Royal Scots Dragoon Guards

And just to really offend anyone left, go with Fack, by Eminem.

The man downstairs says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:05 pm

Chimaira - Satan’s Wizard

Dave MN says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:09 pm

More Human than Human (with extended intro) - White Zombie

That’ll make everyone uncomfortable…

Stu says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:11 pm

Great call, David.

Clarence Swamptown says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:12 pm

“I would like Stu to go back to his earlier comment and describe this ‘roughkat signal’ ala Batman. I imagine something difficult to render in silhouette, but unmistakably disgusting.”

My apologies to roughkat, but if he drafts Creed and Michael Bolton then muxhut is correct. The signal must have been giant tampon.

StraightCashHomey says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:15 pm

Matt Tolbert apparently lost a bet and drew “Zombie” by The Cranberries… Shakes me to the core about what the rules of song picking should be.

Dave MN says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:16 pm

If anyone lost a bet for their at bat music, it’s Brian Roberts of the Orioles. I have no idea what the song is, but it’s some country love song.

Dave MN says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:18 pm

Brian Roberts at bat music via the Orioles fan boards:

“We All Make Mistakes” by a band called Submersed

MC Creme Fraiche says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:19 pm

Shimmy Shimmy Ya - ODB aka Big Baby Jesus aka Dirt McGirt

Stu says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

The Humpty Dance, Digital Underground

Dave MN says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:23 pm

Shimmy Shimmy Ya - ODB aka Big Baby Jesus aka Dirt McGirt

He also changed his name to the “Old Dirty Chinese Restaurant”

Dave MN says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:24 pm

“Rumpshaker” by Wreckx-N-Effect

StraightCashHomey says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:27 pm

“Homeward Bound,” Simon & Garfunkel.

Michael Rand says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:28 pm

Cant Truss It, Public Enemy. Bring it in on the “here come the drums.” Not that the lesson in slave history wouldn’t get the crowd fired up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLhuv-kLj_I

Mike M. says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:29 pm

The music that kicks in when you have RISP in Baseball Stars 2 on the NES.

Nick says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:30 pm

Ryan Spilborghs of the Rockies has “Thriller” as his. I think it’s great, but I want to see him do the dance before he gets in the box.

jama says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:33 pm

Like a Virgin, Madonna

Dave MN says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:33 pm

Ryan Spilborghs’ name reminds me of Senor Spielbergo

Mike M. says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:38 pm

“Banquet”, Bloc Party

StraightCashHomey says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:40 pm

In the Air Tonight, Phil Collins, all the way to the glorious drum solo.

jama says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:42 pm

“All my Ex’s”, John Daly

Clarence Swamptown says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:42 pm

I Believe in a Thing Called Love, The Darkness

Potentially Murderous Mime says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:44 pm

The Entertainer - Ye Olde Artist

jama says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:45 pm

1st of the Month- Bone-Thugs-N-Harmony.

I dedicate this one to my homey SCH.

RandBall says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:46 pm

My Humps, Black Eyed Peas

RandBall says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:47 pm

Song 2, Blur

/Koskied

StraightCashHomey says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

My Humps, Alanis Morrisette.

Thanks for the shoutout, jama. Sophomore year of high school, that was my favorite CD.

Still love technology says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:53 pm

Kip’s wedding song at the end of Napoleon Dynamite.

bisonaudit says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:56 pm

Crazy Train - Ozzy

Michael Rand says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:57 pm

Still love technology is the winner. And just three minutes before the new post. Just under the wire.

bisonaudit says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:58 pm

I don’t get a vote but to me StraigtCashHomey’s 2:27 is the leader in the club house.

jama says:

June 25th, 2008 at 2:59 pm

Another Joker song

“When I think about you I touch myself”- Cindy Lauper

bisonaudit says:

June 25th, 2008 at 3:01 pm

If we’re going there

I want “Rosie” by Jackson Browne

super rookie says:

June 25th, 2008 at 3:01 pm

Stu says:

June 25th, 2008 at 1:44 pm

Someone fire up the roughkat signal, otherwise Creed and Mike Bolton will go unmentioned…

I bet he celebrates Michael Bolton’s entire collection.

bisonaudit says:

June 25th, 2008 at 3:02 pm

Endorphine Machine - Prince

jama says:

June 25th, 2008 at 3:08 pm

The Wolves chances of doing the right thing tomorrow.

“Free Falling”- Tom Petty

roughkat says:

June 25th, 2008 at 3:09 pm

Business Time - Flight of the Concords

Sorry for being MIA. I was busy saving an important Friend of RandBall blog. Hopefully Stu will leave Brandon alone now.

Clarence Swamptown says:

June 25th, 2008 at 3:10 pm

jama-

“I Touch Myself” was done by the Divinyls. For knowing that, As per RandBall rules, I will forfeit all of my draft picks and escort myself out of the building.

jama says:

June 25th, 2008 at 3:13 pm

I apologize, “I touch myself” was recorded by many artists including Blondie and the Divinyls. Joker just prefered the Cindy Lauper version do to her great hair and unbelievable body.

Michael Rand says:

June 25th, 2008 at 3:14 pm

world of b: fixed!

lattewarrior says:

June 25th, 2008 at 3:17 pm

Stand Up and Shout, Steel Dragon

s1rweeze says:

June 25th, 2008 at 3:44 pm

The greatest guitar riff ever written, “Lavaging Expectorate of Lysergide Composition” by Carcass.

Not kidding.

s1rweeze says:

June 25th, 2008 at 3:45 pm

Either that or “Never Gonna Give You Up” by Rick Astley.

(I’m in shock no one has said that yet. How’d you like to Rick Roll the entire ballpark every time you come to bat? Now that I think of it, that would make even better music for a closer.)

Jon says:

June 25th, 2008 at 3:49 pm

Honestly: I’d use this.

Mark H says:

June 25th, 2008 at 3:52 pm

Not QUITE on topic, but as a pitcher, I would always have loved “Bad to the Bone” by George T. as warmup music…

Toonces51 says:

June 25th, 2008 at 3:58 pm

More songs for Joker:

She F*****g Hates Me - Puddle of Mudd
Love of a Lifetime - Lifehouse
It Ain’t Me, Babe - Johnny Cash
U + Ur Hand - Pink

Playing on the video board:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZnUI8tfKjg

Toonces51 says:

June 25th, 2008 at 4:00 pm

And two more for my rotation:

The F****d Up Song - Limp Bizkit
A Lap Dance Is So Much Better When the Stripper Is Crying - The Bloodhound Gang

Tuna Can says:

June 25th, 2008 at 4:17 pm

How does my a– taste? By Shaq Fu

ramon says:

June 25th, 2008 at 4:18 pm

“I’m Too Sexy”

Or has A-Rod already taken that one?

UofM2010 says:

June 25th, 2008 at 6:01 pm

“Break Stuff” - Limp Bizkit
“Hustlin’” - Rick Ross
“The Boss” - Rick Ross and T-Pain
“Kiss Kiss” - Chris Brown and T-Pain
“Gotta Stay Fly” - Three 6 Mafia

I’ll play the Joe Mauer card and pick mostly rap music when I am very, very white.