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It’s all so very quiet

Posted on June 26th, 2008 – 8:26 AM
By Michael Rand

The thing you notice after getting used to the hum that exists at most major sporting events is just how quiet it is at a golf tournament. Even when the marshals aren’t holding their hands up in the air — signifying that everyone is to be extra quiet — it is understood that hushed tones are the way to go out here at Interlachen. That is probably why they didn’t like it when we started yelling and screaming at the first tee box.*

The U.S. Women’s Open began just over an hour ago, under perfect conditions (though the threat of rain looms later). The most unusual sighting so far: well, that’s a tie between three girls shaking up the implied khaki and polo dress code with fluorescent green and yellow ensembles (we were going to make a comment about how they were obviously confused about where they were, but we’re not sure they would fit in anywhere); and a man who looked very much like The Dude from “The Big Lebowski,” who was chatting with a golfer on the driving range (and who perhaps wasn’t really supposed to be there, based on a later encounter with the gatekeepers).

On the leaderboard: Kelli Kuehne took an early lead at 2-under with a birdie-birdie start. Edina’s own Hilary Lunke is in a big cluster of players at 1-under, and she is through five holes. Natalie Gulbis birdied her first hole for a hot start. (See how we did that there? Because, you know, she has a calendar and everything!) We missed it because we were in the air conditioned tent filing an on-line update. Those. Are. The. Breaks.

Now it’s time to get some snacks.

*Actual truth may vary.

24 Responses to "It’s all so very quiet"

Stu says:

June 26th, 2008 at 8:39 am

So Rand’s doing straight journamalistic updates and RandBall updates? Versatility!

fasolamatt says:

June 26th, 2008 at 8:44 am

There is an official fasola-link, but this one was good, too:

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/06/25/funny-pictures-tipping-not-funnee/

MR says:

June 26th, 2008 at 8:46 am

What happened to the temporary Randball logo?

Dave MN says:

June 26th, 2008 at 8:48 am

Thunderstorms after 1, no one hide under a tree.

This PSA brought to you by Daves Against Drunk Lightning

fasolamatt says:

June 26th, 2008 at 8:50 am

Dave MN -

Remember Lee Trevino’s advice for golfers in a lightning storm… just hold up a 1-iron, ‘cuz even God can’t hit a 1-iron.

StraightCashHomey says:

June 26th, 2008 at 8:53 am

Would it compromise your journalistic integrity to yell, “Get in the hole!” a few times? I think RandBall deserves it.

dajuice says:

June 26th, 2008 at 8:55 am

They sell beer there?

Brandon says:

June 26th, 2008 at 8:57 am

Guys, let’s try real hard these next four days to avoid making Happy Gilmore references for our jokes. That’s cheating. Are we in agreement? Or am I the only elitist here?

Dave MN says:

June 26th, 2008 at 9:02 am

Brandon, you can’t be a snob and have a blog, they are in direct opposition. Worlds are colliding!

fasolamatt says:

June 26th, 2008 at 9:02 am

Is Caddyshack OK?

Brandon says:

June 26th, 2008 at 9:04 am

If we allow Caddyshack, can we automatically ban any Tin Cup referencers?

RandBall says:

June 26th, 2008 at 9:17 am

dajuice: haven’t seen any beer. yet. But it’s a little late for beer. Most people are into the hard alcohol by now. Joking aside, I’m not entirely sure of the policy, but I have to believe the hospitality tents and vendor areas will sell you a tasty beverage.

Joker says:

June 26th, 2008 at 9:21 am

Brandon

But I hit the 7 iron like John Daly hits the 3…

fasolamatt says:

June 26th, 2008 at 9:28 am

I dunno. Edina was dry for an awfully long time (that’s why the hotels are all in Bloomington). Maybe we need RandBall to do some primary research in this area (and make sure the beer’s not 3.2, too). All in the name of journamalism or whatever.

StraightCashHomey says:

June 26th, 2008 at 9:38 am

The only alcohol-related journalism I want is pictures of Matt Leinart holding a beer bong!!!!! Hey-ohhhhhhhhh! Go blogs!

jama says:

June 26th, 2008 at 9:44 am

Rand

How is your Korean? You thought learning German in High School sounded like a great idea didn’t you? That Korean sure would come in handy now with 92% of the LPGA coming from Korea.*

*This percentage may or maynot be correct. I would guess maynot is the better choice.

Joker says:

June 26th, 2008 at 9:57 am

StraightCashHomey

Did you mean, The Only alcohol-related journalism I want is pitctures of this very nice boat

Nathan says:

June 26th, 2008 at 9:59 am

Considering how drunk I’ve gotten at Salut and France 44, I’m guessing Edina is no longer dry.

Joker says:

June 26th, 2008 at 10:08 am

Nathan

How can you drink in a town that doesn’t allow that great American tradition called “Happy Hour”? IT’S BLASPHEMY!

StraightCashHomey says:

June 26th, 2008 at 10:48 am

Does that boat come fully accessorized?

StraightCashHomey says:

June 26th, 2008 at 11:04 am

Are Seabiscuit jokes OK?

Dave MN says:

June 26th, 2008 at 11:10 am

I once read a story about how Bert Blyleven photographed a seabiscuit

Joker says:

June 26th, 2008 at 11:37 am

StraightCashHomey: Does this count?

Where Seabiscuit and Barbaro are now