Comments on: Fashion statement: tall black socks

By: ramon

ramon — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:33:26 +0000

We do miss those black socks Rand. Came up just the other day.

By: jama

jama — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:22:19 +0000

Is she actually the size of an Oompa Loompa or is that just the photographers fault?

By: MR

MR — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:18:36 +0000

Let’s just say that I forgot to think of what the natural rhyme would have been when finding a word that actually made sense in the context of the song. Clearly this just calls for a verse:

Ten holes ago, on a warm June day
A shot was hit, way off the fairway
No-one saw, but they all opined
That the golfers socks looked like Yokomine’s

By: jama

jama — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:16:13 +0000

Ask her if she is good at Sodoku. I need a mentor.

By: Jon

Jon — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:12:55 +0000

+1 to MR for rhyming “socks” with “cooks,” and then trying to pass off the resultant inappropriateness as “inadvertant.”

By: MR

MR — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:09:22 +0000

That rhyme that I just inadvertently made…it probably shouldn’t have worked out that way.

By: MR

MR — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:05:28 +0000

She walks these greens, in tall black so–oocks
She visits those holes, when the day’s sun coo–ooks
Nobody knows, nobody sees
Nobody knows but me

By: Jon

Jon — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 20:02:30 +0000

James Lileks is stealing ideas from RandBall. This can only lead to a (hopefully-televised) fight.

By: Super Rookie

Super Rookie — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:55:00 +0000

I demand an interview!

Doesn’t Randball have credentials for an interview? Or, better yet, a good sports segment?!?!?!

I want to see her read the script from Big Lewbowski:

Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski: Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.

By: Jon

Jon — Fri, 27 Jun 2008 19:46:54 +0000

+1 for jama for making me laugh.