The Friscalating Dusklight: Vote for COW
Posted on June 27th, 2008 – 5:01 PMBy Michael Rand
There are a bevy of candidates*, judging by the 200+ comments on today’s Wolves trade post. Whatcha like? We’ll tally them up and announce a winner. Because that’s how we do things. Also: It’s raining like a [redacted] out here in Edina, and we’re inside a tent that is using about 1.21 gigawatts of electricity. So, we should be safe, right? Our next move is to run outside, grab Natalie Gulbis’ one-iron and thrust it toward the sky because, as Lee Trevino is credited with saying, “Not even God can hit a 1-iron.”
*We use that word loosely. Good heavens it got crazy in there for a while.
5 Responses to "The Friscalating Dusklight: Vote for COW"
Nominees:
1. Schlager, for his first and (putatively) only comment, dissing and dismissing Rand’s evaluation of the latest McHale effort.
2. Jama, for general excellence, but specifically the Oompa Loompa reference a couple of posts ago.
3. Clarence Swamptown, in recognition of general excellence despite certain sleep deprivation after the latest addition to his family.
Oh, and I had the Trevino line in the comments yesterday, Rand, nice going.
Ok, this is getting P3esque. Time to put C-dog and A-dog to bed on another scintillating Friday night on the mean streets of Mac-Groveland. Good night, and stay tuned for the collapsing smokestack and the weekend links.
I vote for Moose Knuckle, for having the best name in RandBall history.
Stu hasn’t earned his keep in a while. Put the man to work as COW. I could benefit from an essay from him on parenting tips.
Peace out from Sherburne County.
I am all about Moose Knuckle. I sure hope that fella sticks around these parts.
MOOSEKNUCKLE
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MOOSEKNUCKLE
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MOOSEKNUCKLE
MOOSEKNUCKLE
(My attempt to be a moose knucle”r?”
COW=Jon Marthaler. Accept no substitutes.
