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Almost hit by a ball: the Michael Rand story

Posted on June 28th, 2008 – 4:46 PM
By Michael Rand

*One of our biggest pet peeves is when people duck or cower instead of actually looking and reacting when someone says, “Heads up” or “Fore!” So what did we do when that very thing happened as we stood in back of the 18th green? We cowered with our notebook over our head — and came within inches of being hit by an errant Pat Hurst shot.

*Overheard in the gallery, when one man asked another if they were going to stay to watch Annika Sorenstam’s approach shot on the Par-5 18th hole: “I’m gonna put you in a headlock.” We take it that was a yes.

*Moment of levity: As Helen Alfredsson left the green after a par on No. 9, she tripped over Paula Creamer’s bag and went tumbling. Alfredsson appeared to be fine, though Creamer’s laughter probably wasn’t the best medicine. Then again, Alfredsson probably shouldn’t have reacted by creaming Creamer in the shin with a 3-iron.*

*Last part did not actually happen.

12 Responses to "Almost hit by a ball: the Michael Rand story"

Stu says:

June 28th, 2008 at 4:50 pm

came within inches of being hit by an errant Pat Hurst shot.

Christ, will the Symbionese Liberation Army just let it go already?

Jon says:

June 28th, 2008 at 5:12 pm

There’s just nothing better than a good SLA joke.

Clarence Swamptown says:

June 28th, 2008 at 6:29 pm

That’s just funny, funny stuff Stu.

Clarence Swamptown says:

June 28th, 2008 at 6:40 pm

When I started mowing lawns at a golf course in high school, one of the first pieces of advice I got was from a crusty old guy named Cy. He had, literally, been working there since he got back from the Korean War. He said: “If you hear ‘FORE’, first cover your johnson and your head, then turn your back to the sound”.

I’m not sure if he had the correct advice or not, but he had over 40 years of golf course maintenance experience. He also drank a 6-pack, alone in his truck, every day during lunch break. Take the advice for what it is worth.

Stu says:

June 28th, 2008 at 7:23 pm

He also drank a 6-pack, alone in his truck, every day during lunch break.

Outstate Minnesota represent.

Rocket says:

June 28th, 2008 at 8:20 pm

Almost Hit By A Ball: A memoir of Michael Rand’s various experiences in Twin Cities locker rooms.

Rocket says:

June 28th, 2008 at 8:23 pm

Almost Hit By A Ball: A chronicle of some of Jacque Jones’ terrible at-bats.

Rocket says:

June 28th, 2008 at 8:24 pm

Almost Hit By A Ball: The true life story of Troy Williamson’s hands.

Toonces51 says:

June 28th, 2008 at 9:46 pm

Geez…you’d think Rocket was peddling a book or something.

lattewarrior says:

June 29th, 2008 at 1:42 pm

Almost Hit by A Ball: Ronaldo’s Bi-Curious Dating Life.

Stu says:

June 29th, 2008 at 3:38 pm

Hey, Rand, the Twins won. Just so you know.

StraightCashHomey says:

June 29th, 2008 at 8:43 pm

Almost Hit By A Ball: The Official Delmon Young Guide to Left-Fieldering.