Comments on: You only turn 30 once, and you’d best be wearing an undersized Derek Boogaard jersey

By: Paul Peter Paulos

Paul Peter Paulos — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:42:35 +0000

Super…what are the upcoming “Good Sports” ? I have tons of my leftover painkillers from my last knee surgery, so I’d like to attend all smilin’ and drollin’….not a babe magnet that way, but it sure feels gud

By: The Hootie

The Hootie — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:16:58 +0000

Really want to see something cringe worthy? Search out some pictures of Shaolin monks doing “Iron Crotch” training. (I saw them in the book “American Shaolin”, but I’m sure they’re out on the webs somewhere. Drag a 500 lb. weight with your johnson anyone?

/nightmare fuel

By: super rookie

super rookie — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:05:48 +0000

P3!

I missed you.

(upon hearing about the upcoming Good Sports I had to tuck it in the waistband).

By: Paul Peter Paulos

Paul Peter Paulos — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:01:33 +0000

What jersey is now (as in the present ) worn by fans ? Don’t have a clue, but what jersey has Ever been worn by the Purple Pukes (and many others to be fair) = Randy Moss, hands down

Az, to answer your question, imagine a pain and a hit so sudden and violent you can feel it in your diaphragm (and not a b.c diaphragm !!)..Every guy can tell you that feeling but not in words but in curses and deep painful moans, but …fracturing..a testicle Yowsah !

Not me. In gym class once during our gymnastic phase (remember when nazi gym teachers made you try everything, even soccer !!), I came down with one leg in and one leg out of the parallel bars. I was black and blue (”down there” as women say) for a week. Worst pain of my life. Some women say childbirth was their worst pain. What was yours, oh she luckily free of testicle…

By: jama

jama — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 19:00:37 +0000

Thanks for ruining a good afternoon. I will now have to ice my groining for the rest of the day.

I’m going to assume he was using a cup, and it obviously didn’t work properly. Can he now sue the cup manufacturer?

By: Dave MN

Dave MN — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:54:59 +0000

I don’t know, I don’t cringe as much at “fractured” as I do at “ruptured”…probably because a testicle doesn’t really strike me as something that would fracture

Shows what I know…

By: Stu

Stu — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:50:29 +0000

Well, there goes my weekend.

By: AZGopherGirl

AZGopherGirl — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:44:10 +0000

Off-topic: would it hurt much to fracture your testicle (not having any, I’m naturally curious)? Would they put it in a cast?

http://www.azcentral.com/sports/diamondbacks/articles/2008/07/02/20080702snyderupdate-CR.html

By: Brandon

Brandon — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:40:34 +0000

Bryant McKinnie, from all the strippers who wore his jersey home the morning after.

By: Toonces51

Toonces51 — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 18:35:16 +0000

Vikings #9, all the way.

For Kramer, not McMahon.