The Friscalating Dusklight: Official RandBall X
Posted on July 21st, 2008 – 5:40 PMBy Michael Rand
Jon kicked off a list of “Official RandBall” items in the last comment thread:
Given that the HS is apparently the Official Band of RandBall (in the collective, not the singular form), I’m guessing “yes.”
And I think we should define some other RandBall officials. For example:
Official Breed of Dog: Pug
Official National Chain Restaurant: Sonic
Official Japanese Poetry Form: Haiku
Official Wing: 30-cent wing at Legends
We like where this is headed. Can you think of other “official” RandBall entities — either as they pertain to us or the dear commenters? (Or would you rather talk about Favre again). Yeah, that’s what we thought.
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Official BrewPub: Town Hall Brewery
RBHQ: Liquor Lyle’s
Official female commenter: AZGopherGirl
Official fabric: Poly-cotton blend
Official word: [redacted]
Official Movie: The Big Lebowski
Official Nemesis: ACCESS VIKINGS
Thanks, Dave. I’m proud to be RandBall’s token Uterine-American.
You guys can have The Big Lebowski as the Official Movie (when I’d much prefer Sixteen Candles), if we can vote The Office as Official TV Show?
Official Cat: How do you choose between Toonces and Roughkat?
Official Adjective: moist.
Official RandBall Weekend Dad: Jon Marthaler.
Official Thread Derailer: jama
Official Domestic Beer: Premium (correct me if I’m wrong, Michael)
Official Mancrush: Kevin Love
Official RandBall Offspring: C-Dog
Official Porn Star Alias: Thorn Savagewood
Official Vernacular: obsolete
Official Inside Joke: Bananas Foster
Official RandBall Main Squeeze: Mrs. RandBall.
Official Joke Meant Only to Irritate RandBall Weekend Dad: hoc-key?
Official Sideline Hottie: Erin Andrews
Official Former Sideline Hottie: Mrs. Scott Erickson
Official Shameless Book Promotion: My Least Favorite Team
Official Shameless Movie Promotion: A Plumm Summer
Official “Incoming! Take cover NOW!”: getting bumped to the front page.
Official Author, Deceased: Kurt Vonnegut
Official Author, Not Deceased: Keith Richotte
Official Comedy Savant: Stu
Official Awkward Effort: Jumping over the net in tennis
Official Ping-Pong Shot: Two-handed backhand
Official political position: we hate the Yankees.
Official Merchandise: Coming Soon Someday.
Official song: Beaker, Animal, and the Swedish Chef singing “Feelings”.
No, “Danny Boy”. Regret the error.
Official Batter’s Box Music: Roaming the Foam, Lifter Puller
Official Dick Move That Was Two Months Past Its Sell-By Date When I First Happened Upon It, But That Won’t Stop Me From Using It: what I just did there.
Official Move I Pull Out in Response to That Move, Every Single Time: Jeez, Stu, you could at least have posted the right link.
Official Method of Confusing Everyone / Breaking the Page: Screwing up your HTML tags.
Official Easiest Way to Win COW: Post Using an Alias
Official Packer-backer: P3
Sorry jama…
I meant, Official Bears-backer: jama
Official whipping boy: The Ostrich
Official savior: Purple Jesus
Official Bowling Alley: Park Tavern
Official Drink: White Russian
Official Former College QB to throw 46 TDs his Super Senior year: Local Quipster.
Official Golf Shoe: Adidas Samba
Guy who can officially throw this football over them mountains: Local Quipster
Official Anchorman quote which applies perfectly to this thread:
“Boy, that escalated quickly… I mean, that got out of hand fast!”
