Favre and Childress: A secret transcript
Posted on July 28th, 2008 – 12:12 PMBy Michael Rand
Most of you are aware by now that Brett Favre has admitted to speaking on the phone and texting with Vikings coach Brad Childress. Thanks to the miracle of modern technology, we were able to obtain a transcript of the text messages between the quarterback and the Vikings coach. Here we go:
Brett Favre: Chil what up?
Brad Childress: Dude itz like 230.
BF: Cant sleep How R U?
BC: Fine how is my fav QB?
BF: Got itch 2 play still.
BC: OMG. BRB.
BF: OK.
BC: TJack called.
BF: LMAO!
BC: *Sigh.* Hes nervous.
BF: Does he know?
BC: Dont think so but hard 4 me bc I like TJack.
BF: But I ur fav QB. U said.
BC: U R but still tough.
BF: I just play 1 year. 2 most. maybe 3. Then TJack man like Aaron.
BC: But TT wont release. Dunno if will work.
BF: IT HAS 2!!!
BC: If U traded I no control.
BF: I have idea. Hang in.
BC: What is?
BF: U will C.
BC: I worry. What if we caught?
BF: Not chance. Night. TTYL.
16 Responses to "Favre and Childress: A secret transcript"
And lastly,
BF: What are you wearing?
BC: I wish I knew how to quit you.
BC: I can haz super bowl ring?
BF: with 4, 4 sure
BF: Which Jonas Brother is ur fav?
BC: I heart Hannnah Montana
BF: Wanna get a Orange Julius
BC: U know I do! What time
BF: 4 after Oprah
BC: A/S/L?
BF: 39/M/Mississippi 
BC: U Sound HOTT 
Wanna Cyber?
Thinking of Brad Childress texting “Dude itz like 230.” makes me chuckle.
I feel gross after writing that
I think Dave MN starred opposite of Ellen Page in Hard Candy.
I love the visual of Chilly texting “If U traded I no control,” shrugging his shoulders and raising his eyebrows as he pushes “send.”
I am uncommonly proud of the fact that what few text messages I send are grammatically sound.
(/ur such a dinosar OMG WTF!1)
ROTFLMFAO! Chilly better STFU else Miss Boy Blue will Blue his Boyzzzzzzzz yesssss sir!!!
Orange julius reference has me cryin from laughin so hard
This proves nothing. It is a league matter.
@BF4: just got iPhone, hit me up l8r!
BC: How’s ur arm?
BF: Good as ever
BC: You ready for the KAO!
BF: KAO? We R going camping?
BC: Kick Ass Offense! U R MY MAN!?!?!?!
BF: Vikes KAO? LOL! I think IM gonna play for the Ravens instead! Sorry!!!
BF: C, u still have [redacted] dome?
BC: u mean where we pwned u? yes!
BF: u have Grudens #
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BC: Brett…it’s Brad…I forgot to ask you to bring your bankie for our slumber party next week. I’v got the popcorn and Shastas to go around for everyone. We can all watch the 34-0 drubbing that you guys gave us last year! I’m getting all fuzzy just thinking about it. We will have to wait on the porn and Colt 45’s until at least preseason has ended though. Also remember to bring those ol’ bunny slipper of yours…geez I get a kick out of them!
