Best party school: It’s Florida, bro!
Posted on July 29th, 2008 – 11:35 AMBy Michael Rand
It might shock you to know this, but the best “party” school in the U.S. of A. is also very well known for sports! That’s according to the Princeton Review survey of 120,000 students, which was released Monday (after careful tabulation by pocket protector-wearing nerds in decidedly non-festive offices, mostly on dateless Fridays and Saturdays). Additionally, there is now a revised list of the top 20 party schools: Iowa checks in at No. 12, while Wisconsin and Minnesota are not on the list. So we ask you, dear readers: Is it just common sense that a party school and a top sports school go hand-in-hand? And, more importantly, what are your lists — both regional and national — of best party schools?
17 Responses to "Best party school: It’s Florida, bro!"
GO HUSKIES! WOOO!
/obligatory scsu mention
There’s a decent party school in Stu’s area. I happened to attend this college and will vouch that some debauchery may take place there. Other than Hockey* their sports stink unless you count Women’s Rugby.
*The Hockey team is marginally good once every 3 years and always loses in the 1st round of the tourney.
Damn you Stu
Your web connecetion in the Sticks must be improving.
Q: How many SCSU students does it take to change a like bulb?
A: [Redacted] it, we’ll drink in the dark.
Do non-student residents of campus count for anything? If so, I’ll put up SJU and their monks against anyone — even that state school down the road.
Best party school: It’s Florida, bro brah!
Title fixed.
If they made a list of one-time party events, though, “UW at Halloween” would have to be on that list.
I would actually put SJU student parties (I’ve never partied with the monks) as one of the lamest schools ever. You have to put up with all those snobby, high maintance, stuck up Benny chicks and all the spoiled rich preppy boys.
P.S. If you happend to attend this school please don’t have me fired from my job. I got a family to feed.
Gonna come kick it in Miami, bro?
Is it just common sense that a party school and a top sports school go hand-in-hand?
Maybe, but Iowa doesn’t fit that bill.
I think the formula goes something like this:
Winning sports teams + Warm Weather x Percentage of women who would be classified as “HOTT” - Worthwhile educational programs + programs like “Advanced Game Boy” and “Flip Cup Physics” + local authorities who will look the other way = BEST PARTY SCHOOL EVAR!
You know this list is bogus when ASU is not a top 5 party school. When I am reincarnated I hope to come back as a leotard on the ASU campus.
Eden Prairie High School didn’t make the list? It’s way off base, then.
But Toonces, it was just water in those red Solo cups, and they were just holding it for someone else.
You either need a good sports school or else just nothing better to do to be a big party school. Florida probably has better looking ladies than St. Cloud so that ups their score.
Arizona State at No. 17? That’s absurd! Not only has the Girls Gone Wild franchise dedicated entire volumes to the women of ASU, porn companies have operated out of the dorms and Chad Hartman is among the school’s alums.
Florida probably has better looking ladies than St. Cloud so that ups their score.
You shut your filthy, accurate mouth.
I would actually put SJU student parties (I’ve never partied with the monks) as one of the lamest schools ever. You have to put up with all those snobby, high maintance, stuck up Benny chicks and all the spoiled rich preppy boys.
Alright, alright…the parties aren’t the greatest. But the amounts of alcohol consumed are impressive.
P.S. If you happend to attend this school please don’t have me fired from my job. I got a family to feed.
All it takes is one phone call…
