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Monday (Wrapping up) edition: Wha’ Happened?

Posted on August 18th, 2008 – 9:19 AM
By Michael Rand

cheese.jpegPlease allow us one more indulgence before returning to regularly scheduled programming. We thought it was only fair to give Beloit — the last stop on the Great Baseball Road Trip that trekked back to the Twin Cities on Saturday — its fair shake. We’ll even do it in handy point-by-point form:

1) Ordering a meal at a certain burger/custard shop is not as simple as it sounds. And if you get the mixed custard item with peanut butter and hot fudge, you might as well just mark yourself down for a one-hour nap.

2) The folks at the ballgame in Beloit like to — if we can create a word — concess. We’ve never seen a crowd so keen on the eating and drinking portion of a ballgame. We’re not saying it’s a bad thing. Just saying it’s true. On the bright side, it leads to several eating and drinking options for visitors, including a better standard beer selection than you will find at some Major League parks.

3) Ben Revere did not play. The Snappers were routed. Also, we just missed Alexi Casilla’s rehab stint. Woe is us.

4) Beloit’s stadium has a “seat falling off” problem. Three times during the game, in our section only, we saw blue seats detach from their homes (often times in response to some sort of horseplay from one of the 8 million energetic youths on hand) and tumble down the stairs.

5) Free fireworks after the game. Always a nice touch.

6) Overheard at the game: “No, my boyfriend is not in jail. He’s here at the game tonight.”

7) There is an upscale restaurant in Beloit called Cafe Belwah (you know, like the French pronunciation of Beloit).

Overall trip totals: Exactly 7 days (168 hours), from 10 a.m. Saturday the 9th to 10 a.m. Saturday the 16th; 8 baseball games; 2,300 miles driven; 27 holes of golf; 5 games bowled; 10 points of cholesterol raised (estimated); one good time had (awwww).

Fasola-link! The bad boy of badminton.

10 Responses to "Monday (Wrapping up) edition: Wha’ Happened?"

honey dave says:

August 18th, 2008 at 9:33 am

Rand, are you referring to a Culver’s establishment in item 1) ? What did said custard set you back - about $4.75 or so? It’s good, but spendy.

Brandon says:

August 18th, 2008 at 9:35 am

Thank god you’re back - this blog was heading directly toward the toilwah.

Al Gore says:

August 18th, 2008 at 9:45 am

“thaw slowly in the ‘frige’”

I know it is a refrigerator but don’t you spell the abbreviation with a ‘d’?

With all that beer and cheese located in said fridge I just assumed they would spell it correctly.

jama says:

August 18th, 2008 at 10:03 am

Rand

How far back did the GRBT put the marathon training? Are they going to have to roll you the last 15 miles?

fasolamatt says:

August 18th, 2008 at 10:15 am

I was going to(and still may) make a snide remark, but then I found this link to the great Pug recall of 2007 and couldn’t remember if we’d seen it before.

lattewarrior says:

August 18th, 2008 at 10:22 am

I wish I would have worked “custard” and “one hour nap” into the Ben Revere parody.

newbie says:

August 18th, 2008 at 10:51 am

Overheard at the game: “No, my boyfriend is not in jail. He’s here at the game tonight.”

I hope the question wasn’t: “why isn’t Ben playing, is he in jail?”

Michael Rand says:

August 18th, 2008 at 10:52 am

Latte: That was pretty much unanimously decided as the COW winner. You have 300 in you?

jama says:

August 18th, 2008 at 11:06 am

“You have 300 in you?”

Where’s Joker when you need him?

Dave MN says:

August 18th, 2008 at 1:31 pm

Al Gore is becoming a regular…