The Friscalating Dusklight: the Kyle Orton era
Posted on August 18th, 2008 – 5:19 PMBy Michael Rand
As jama is painfully aware, Kyle Orton has been named the starting quarterback for this year’s Chicago Bears. We can’t really imagine a worse competition than Rex Grossman vs. Orton (who in that Purdue cartoon picture already showed some of his trademark Bears’ signs of cloudy eye and exploding hand problems). But this is the thing: the modern Bears ALWAYS have quarterback problems. And it got us to thinking: why can’t some teams ever seem to solve specific problems? Is it mere coincidence? Self-fulfilling prophecy? Boneheaded management? Bad luck? All of the above? Provide more examples and discuss.
None shall survive!


