It’s a lazy Wednesday afternoon start (12:10 p.m.) over at the Metrodome. Francisco Liriano is on the hill. No Joe Mauer. No Jason Kubel. But Babe Ruth Buscher is in the lineup, so have no fear. For today’s Official Office Baseball Game:

*Follow up an e-mail to a co-worker who sits closer than 50 feet away with a face-to-face conversation every time the Twins do something “the right way.”

*Say something that is a borderline Human Resources offense every time the Twins get a hit with runners in scoring position.

*Act generally surly throughout Frank Thomas’ plate appearances.

*Make a “Slap Shot” joke to a co-worker in the know every time Oakland pitcher Dallas Braden gives up an extra-base hit.

Feel free to add on in the comments. Up next: Stu’s Hunt Down.

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