Comments on: Stensation’s basement is full of Brett Favre’s lies

By: jeff ircink

jeff ircink — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 21:27:46 +0000

I’ve got a plaque hanging in my bathroom too. It says “michael rand is a dick”.

and by the way, even without favre, the vikings still won’t win the NFC North. dick.

By: Stu

Stu — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 12:55:46 +0000

Deadspin-linked. Huzzah!

By: Paul Peter Paulos

Paul Peter Paulos — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:50:57 +0000

Hell, the guy wants to play. Would you in his condition go home to Miss. and watch the locals hump each other ? He’s a one of a kind. Maybe only a few others like Elway make their mark. Do you think Jackson can leave his mark ? He comes across in interviews as being unable to sign his name.

As for GraMMaRR, who cares. The purpose of writing is expression. Some people with perfect grammar like danonymous then manage to say absolutely nothing absolutely clearly…grammar is for obsessive compulsives…live..type faster

By: danonymous

danonymous — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 22:11:45 +0000

Hmmm…you sound like you might be P3’s gramatically proficient, somewhat-reasonable older brother. Are you sure your name is Todd Tyler Thompson-Paulos?

Any insight you could offer into your family dynamic would be awesome.

By: Todd Nicholson

Todd Nicholson — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 21:03:19 +0000

Um. This is pathetic POS. Why? Because Favre did want to play for the Packers. Management didn’t want him. Had they welcomed him back, playing for another team would never been an issue. I know Favre brought this on himself. Still, management lied a half dozen times throughout this whole mess trying to save face in the locker room AND in the public eye. Case in point:

You can’t come back. You’re gonna be a backup if you do. You’re going to compete for the job. Yet, if you compete, you’re going to practice on a separate field from the other players. Okay, we’ll welcome you back (in the eyes of the public). Okay, we’ll bribe you not to play. Okay, you’re back and you’ll compete for the position. Okay, Brett, truth is, the competition is really a farce — you know it’s going to be Aaron.

In the end, it was the Packers who said, “if you’re going to play, we’re making you eat those words, ‘playing for a team will never happen.’” Good for Brett for not pleasing the cheap ass critics who find stupid crap written on a plaque to bitch and moan about. I think you need to call the WAAAAmbulance!

By: AZGopherGirl

AZGopherGirl — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 20:16:12 +0000

Just my new pet name for you - a way to butter you up before I criticize your choice of decor. (Women like to build you up, then tear you down.)

It’s a little trick I picked up from P3, who coined the pet name “Tooncie”, which is my favorite to date.

By: stensation

stensation — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:59:47 +0000

And also. “Stensie” ????

Where the hell did that come from?

Not that I don’t like the new moniker …

By: stensation

stensation — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:58:29 +0000

AZ - it was a gift. And now, a serious candidate for a “re-gift”

Along with my semi-authentic Favre jersey, and framed “Sportsman of the Year” SI cover, and autographed “game of his life” print, and onesie #4 jersey for my unborn child …

Um, therapy?

By: jama

jama — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:37:58 +0000

Are the practice used Mike Holmgren whistle and the Shannon Sharpe FatHead next to the Favre shrine? What about the only used twice Mark Chmura condom? Where is that stored?

By: AZGopherGirl

AZGopherGirl — Thu, 21 Aug 2008 17:32:37 +0000

You guys are right - maybe she’s just “retrosexual”. Or something. She did buy my kids a car this Christmas that plays “Who Let the Dogs Out.” So look for a resurgence in the Baha Men’s careers.

P.S. I want to know how much Stensie paid for that piece of crap, and whether he can get his money back? Actually, it may be worth more now, based on the proof of Favre’s fraud.