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Want to help run a pro basketball team? $79.99

Posted on August 27th, 2008 – 12:27 PM
By Michael Rand

catbirds.jpgAccording to a press release sent specifically to us — because we draw a lot of water in the La Crosse basketball community, we imagine — that sleepy Wisconsin hamlet has been chosen to receive a fan-run professional basketball franchise. We are going to show you some of the release — which includes the news that you could have a say in personnel decisions, etc., for the low price of $79.99 — and send you a link or two. That said, while this does not at all have the look and feel of a “deposed leader of Nigeria” proposition, we always encourage people to tread lightly whenever money and the Internet are involved. OK, here we go:

FanRunClub is pleased to announce La Crosse, Wisconsin has been selected for a real professional basketball franchise run by the local community and fans around the world. This concept was first introduced by MyFootballClub.co.uk. MyFootballClub recently purchased a real soccer team and gave the fans control of the franchise. FanRunClub plans to begin operations in Fall 2009.

Basketball fans across the world are invited to sign up for a free newsletter at http://www.fanrunclub.com. Signing up for the free newsletter is the first step in becoming a real General Manager of a professional basketball franchise located in La Crosse, Wisconsin. Membership dues are planned at $79.99 per year. Membership will grant fans access to private member forums, a private voting module, and live game feeds. Potential General Managers can visit FanRunClub and click on Voting Schedule to view a sample of how the organization will be run. GMs will vote on a wide range of decisions including which coach and players to sign.
From 1985 to 2001 La Crosse, Wisconsin was the greatest minor league basketball city on the planet. In 1990 and 1992 the Catbirds won the CBA Championship. At the time Flip Saunders was the head coach of the club
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So yeah, many of the details appear to be in the “to be worked out” stage, but we can’t deny we think this is a pretty cool concept. We’re guessing Sassbottom, an early adopter, will probably be the first one to sign up and will immediately insert himself into the opening day lineup.

9 Responses to "Want to help run a pro basketball team? $79.99"

newbie says:

August 27th, 2008 at 12:59 pm

If I pay $80 even can I get more say?

Where do I give my credit card info, here?

Clarence Swamptown says:

August 27th, 2008 at 1:05 pm

In 1980, after spending $23.80 on whiskey cokes, my buddy convinced Calvin Griffith to release Mike Marshall (and prank call Cyndy Brucato).

newbie says:

August 27th, 2008 at 1:07 pm

from Voting Schedule
16. Select Cheerleaders/ Dance Team- September 27th

Found a way we can get joker involved.

Deacon says:

August 27th, 2008 at 1:08 pm

Top priorities on my 100-day plan as GM:

1. Offer open tryout invitation to Latrell Spreewell; offer to pay for gas from Milwaukee to La Crosse

2. Invite Paul Shirley to live blog said tryout; not to play for the team

3. Issue restraining order against Isiah Thomas effective for all franchises of newly formed league

4. Move to pay players in Euros

5. Cut Latrell Spreewell

6. Send Bill Simmons “you wish you were here” Catbirds postcard

7. Employ Stu to track down and sign all formerly great (okay, good) players with some sort of random gloriousness

8. Establish official corporate sponsor relationship with Thompson’s Water Seal

9. Hold open tryouts for Dance Team. Full track suits likely required.

Stu says:

August 27th, 2008 at 1:39 pm

In 1980, after spending $23.80 on whiskey cokes, my buddy convinced Calvin Griffith to release Mike Marshall (and prank call Cyndy Brucato).

I know that’s not true because Brucato only communicates via semaphore and vulgar hand gestures from the old country.
But funny nonetheless.

Dave MN says:

August 27th, 2008 at 1:48 pm

(and prank call Cyndy Brucato)

*Shudder*

I don’t think taking 28 years off can fix what’s wrong with Brucato’s face…

Brandon says:

August 27th, 2008 at 1:58 pm

Only $80/year to offensively argue with fans of my favorite team and ultimately have my opinion ignored? But that’s what Randball is for.

Clarence Swamptown says:

August 27th, 2008 at 2:00 pm

Calvin was suprisingly proficient in semaphore, trained as a member of the Kriegsmarine in WWII.

FanRunClub says:

August 29th, 2008 at 3:32 am

3 ways to signup

A Yahoo! email account is needed to join. Visit http://www.yahoo.com to sign up for a free account.Click the following link to sign up for free today! http://sports.groups.yahoo.com/group/afanrunclub/.

Those without a Yahoo! email account can join our Google group using your own email address. Visit http://groups.google.com/group/fanrunclub to sign up on Google instead of Yahoo!.

Our third group was designed for those without Yahoo! or Gmail. Please only join one group. http://fanrunclub.blastgroups.com