Comments on: They Were Who We Thought: Wally Szczerbiak

By: lattewarrior

lattewarrior — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 21:22:03 +0000

Well done, Stu, but as an unapologetic Wally Szczerbiak apologist I must abstain (a notion which is apparently foreign to UCSB girls) from this dialogue.

By: jama

jama — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:23:33 +0000

From Stu’s link:

“Larry Hughes is explosive the way Shawn Johnson is intimidating. Dude can’t get penetration at a UCSB Halloween party at this point.”

It’s funny because UCSB girls are easy.

By: saundersback

saundersback — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:11:53 +0000

I’m surprised that you didn’t use this youtube video for Szczerbiack:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wopeVyuGRPg&feature=related

By: Stu

Stu — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 20:09:23 +0000

Here’s the correct link for the aforementioned excellent Slam Online article: http://slamonline.com/online/2008/08/profiles-in-x-factordom-wally-szczerbiak/

Make sure you read his list of the different types of Wally Szczerbiak fans. You’ll be glad you did.

By: Comment Box

Comment Box — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:55:07 +0000

“Did he have like these crazy eyebrows”

You’re welcome, jama.

By: newbie

newbie — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:53:52 +0000

I remember he spoke with a bit of a lisp, which always surprised me when he spoke considering how handsome I thought he was, but now stand corrected.

By: Stu

Stu — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:53:45 +0000

AZGG: I hate bringing kids into it, but that’s a very fair point. And for the record, it’s Maximus Jack, which is either a hyperviolent video game character or a British metal band that opened for Iron Maiden at Hammersmith in 1981.

By: AZGopherGirl

AZGopherGirl — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:42:07 +0000

Stu - please bump him down to a 6 for naming his kid Maximus. This kinds of intangibles must be considered.

By: StraightCashHomey

StraightCashHomey — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:41:25 +0000

Fantastic. I reckon in the early part of this decade, them would be fightin’ words from the CMS. Wally had more ladies than z’s back in those days.

By: Jon

Jon — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 19:27:19 +0000

He’s always needed a little help to get that shot off.

This is true to the exact same degree that Carl Pohlad needs a “little” help to go five-hole, if you get my drift.