Comments on: Stensation’s hilarious, disturbing dream

By: Stu

Stu — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 18:38:36 +0000

Ask your wives or SLFs sometime whether they would prefer that you scrub her grout or “scrub her grout”. You may be surprised at the answer.

The GG from AZ speaks true. While stressing out during the second half yesterday, I cleaned the living room (not a metaphor) to give myself something to do besides rant and drink. The CMS was quite pleased. Now, I understand certain RandBallers have no interest in domestic, monogamous bliss, but this is for those like Ookie and David who are treading carefully into the breach (also not a metaphor).

By: Dave MN

Dave MN — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:57:38 +0000

P.S. Ask your wives or SLFs sometime whether they would prefer that you scrub her grout or “scrub her grout”. You may be surprised at the answer.

Both at the same time? You’re right, I would be surprised…

By: Joker

Joker — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:54:25 +0000

“P.S. Ask your wives or SLFs sometime whether they would prefer that you scrub her grout or “scrub her grout”. You may be surprised at the answer.”

Don’t do this! It’s a trick! That question falls in the same pile as her asking you “Do these jeans make my butt look huge?” and “How many women have you slept with? Really you can honest, I won’t get mad…”

By: AZGopherGirl

AZGopherGirl — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:37:02 +0000

I was talking tile floors, gentlemen. Don’t rile up the Comely Mrs. Stu over nothing.

P.S. Ask your wives or SLFs sometime whether they would prefer that you scrub her grout or “scrub her grout”. You may be surprised at the answer.

By: jama

jama — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:34:32 +0000

*know not no

By: jama

jama — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:33:10 +0000

If Stu doesn’t have a face how can he “eat pie”? Are we talking Cherry pie? Does AZGoperGuy no about this?

By: Joker

Joker — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:25:57 +0000

““My grout could use a good scrub.” Not touching that one.”

The phrase or AZ’s “grout”

By: Dave MN

Dave MN — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:23:57 +0000

“Eat pie in a church basement” is a new one to me as well…but Arizona apparently has its own way of saying things.

By: Joker

Joker — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:23:15 +0000

jama: No, but now I want to.

“My grout could use a good scrub.”

Is that what Women are calling it these days? I date someone for 2 months and COMPLETELY fall out of the loop. I’d ask P3 but he’s never seen a woman naked.

By: Stu

Stu — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 17:22:00 +0000

Dammit.