Comments on: The curious case of Chris Cooley

By: Paul Peter Paulos

Paul Peter Paulos — Wed, 17 Sep 2008 13:55:33 +0000

There is light in every tunnel ..”Jiminy Cricket”..and in this tunnel it’s that the Penisizer, the inadvertent sighting of “the thing” can be covered and marketed with the resurgence of the Whizzinator !! Money can be made, modesty can be restored, this story is dead….

By: Mr.Shoes

Mr.Shoes — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 20:53:21 +0000

Rand, you got Deadspin’d. Hope that doesn’t mean I’ll end up fired from commenting due to suckiness.

By: Paul Peter Paulos

Paul Peter Paulos — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:47:41 +0000

Adidas rhymes with penis…think on that…but not too long

By: newbie

newbie — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:32:59 +0000

jama- We should be glad he didn’t break into a “Short Pump” hotel… That would have been disastrous. Sounds more like it should be a motel.

By: Paul Peter Paulos

Paul Peter Paulos — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:30:17 +0000

RB, when can we break into our slang for “penis” ?

By: jama

jama — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:26:01 +0000

If Dick Nixon would have known that what he did while President would lead to a blog coming up with “penis-gate” I know he never would have let that happen.

By: StraightCashHomey

StraightCashHomey — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:20:16 +0000

The moral of the story: If you’re going to be a [redacted] on a blog, be a literal one. (I’m looking at you, 38.)

By: newbie

newbie — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:19:42 +0000

Penis-gate aside (and yes, we just broke our “gate” rule because that sounds funny)

Joker: How many of these have you run into on a weekend?

By: Paul Peter Paulos

Paul Peter Paulos — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 19:05:26 +0000

I remember Smoot up here…loser..not only wasn’t he to be found on the field. He wasn’t on the Boat either. Surprising that anyone, esp a fantasy team, picked him up….paint a Red Target on him and send him to East L.A.

By: Joker

Joker — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 18:58:58 +0000

” thought only Mrs. Cooley had a pair of those?”

Not anymore.