Comments on: Tuesday (How it should be) edition: Wha’ Happened?

By: Paul Peter Paulos

Paul Peter Paulos — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 20:04:38 +0000

To follows the analogy, if Palin wets her pants it will be for a far different reason than nerves, and it’s not Biden since as far as I can see it, he looks more like a sinister old sly fox than any handsome hunter at her door…

By: Sassbottom

Sassbottom — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 19:22:46 +0000

Blackburn is going to pull a Palin. He’ll wither under the pressure. He’ll say he can see the playoffs from his hotel room. He’ll stammer and mutter, “… and I’ve got to keep the ball down and away, and … and I’ve got to stay ahead in the count … and … and …” then he’ll wet his pants. There will be a little puddle on the mound and everything.

It. Will. Not. Be. Pretty.

By: Dave MN

Dave MN — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:10:50 +0000

Least deserving it?

Read: Team Dave MN dislikes the most

By: Dave MN

Dave MN — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 16:07:36 +0000

Why oh why does it
Have to be against the team
Least deserving it?

By: Rocket

Rocket — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:59:44 +0000

It’s a busy day
Much work demands attention
Haikus will be rare

Nonetheless, know this
Tonight I will pee my pants
Like a Brewers fan

A simple question
Demands a mammoth answer
Which team has more heart?

If the Twins win it
There will be joy, but if not
Tomorrow sadness

Life is sorrowful
Still, a lunkhead had it right
“Enjoy the season”

By: Dave MN

Dave MN — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:48:42 +0000

Crain is the righty I trust the most in the pen right now.

We’re screwed.

By: Michael Rand

Michael Rand — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:41:17 +0000

jama: Crain is the righty I trust the most in the pen right now. Boof? Can’t afford any big innings, and that’s how he rolls when he’s not on. Guerrier? No thanks. Unless Baker can get 4 or 5 outs, I like Crain.

By: jama

jama — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 15:02:49 +0000

Crain? Really? The guy that is has brought Crain-wreck to Twins fans?

I’m just saying. Would they turn to Liriano for an inning or two?

By: Paul Peter Paulos

Paul Peter Paulos — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:53:00 +0000

Tie the Twins fortune to the inverse of the Vikings: A simple formula for Amazing Grace !!

By: JPF

JPF — Tue, 30 Sep 2008 14:51:37 +0000

If the Twins lose it will be further proof that AZGopherGirl is losing her touch.

No Detroit win last night, the bailout bill gets defeated and stock market tanks and I still have no unicorn.

I will sacrifice the unicorn for a Minnesota victory tonight, so get to work.