Dallas Cowboys end zone: $500,000
Posted on October 10th, 2008 – 11:11 AMBy Michael Rand
The economy is in shambles. Your 401K can’t pay for a grilled cheese sandwich. But hey, in some parts of the country, things are just fine! Witness: you can purchase a Dallas Cowboys end zone package for the low, low price of half a million dollars! Granted, if you read the fine print, the Cowboys will donate the purchase price to charity. Alas, installation is not included! Really? Have a look/read for yourself (and thanks to Sassbottom for passing this along):
The new digs will be state-of-the-art, of course, but Texas Stadium is where America’s Team paid its dues … and grew its heart. It’s where a dynasty was built and where the Boys fought their way into seven NFL® Championships. To honor battles won and heroes lost over 38 glorious years, you can put 530 square yards of sporting history into your own backyard: An entire Cowboys Texas Stadium end zone. Our exclusive package also includes the VIP treatment for the last regular season Cowboys game in Texas Stadium. Your crew gets pre-game photos in your zone with Jerry Jones, a luxury suite for the game, and a once-in-a-lifetime post-game tailgate party on your soon-to be new backyard (with the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders, no less). There’s also autographed memorabilia from Cowboy legends, and a VIP package to attend the opening of the new stadium in 2009. Better yet, the Jerry Jones family and the Cowboys organization will generously donate the entire purchase price to The Salvation Army®. The perfect gift for envious buds? A framed 26″ x 36″ collage with a touchable section of the other end zone for their very own! (It’s a limited edition of 380, to celebrate 38 seasons at Texas Stadium.)
Yep, that’s what you get for $500,000 (installation not included, as we noted). Mortgage crisis averted! Everything is fine! Buy, buy, buy!
12 Responses to "Dallas Cowboys end zone: $500,000"
Hate to point out a technical error, Rand, but you accidentally implied that “Dallas, TX” is within the same country as I am. Which is fine for all of your readers (haha) from “Texas” but as most of us are Americans, well, you really ought to apologize.
If we all go in on one, can we get put it at Winter Park? They haven’t seen an end zone in years.
ZING!!!
I’m pretty sure partying with Cowboy cheerleaders in the end zone isn’t legal in the South.
Neat!
I bid $1.00 for the Vikes endzone, (which I would immediately soak with Round-up so my neighbors didn’t think I was retarded)
Somehow you didn’t copy this part from the article.
The Dallas Cowboys will also send 10,000 shirts to a small African country that reads “Some guy paid $500,000 for some grass rather than help feed us for years and all I got was this stupid shirt.”
Jerry Jones family and the Cowboys organization will generously donate the entire purchase price to The Salvation Army®.
How are they going to fit all that money in that little bucket?
The perfect gift for envious buds? A framed 26″ x 36″ collage with a touchable section of the other end zone for their very own!
Apparently the half million isn’t enough to include the picture, so you have to pay an extra $500.
That end zone would serve as a kick-ass backyard for the White House, the famous coke den/sex carnival used by Michael Irvin, Erik Williams, Nate Dog Newton and the other Boys.
latte
From what I hear the White House had plenty of grass already. Especially when Nate Dog was running the show.
coke den/sex carnival
And the next Redactular finds its theme.
So Joker is planning the Redactulars now?
coke den/sex carnival
Hasn’t Magic Johnson been through enough the last couple of days?
/Too soon?
