Hey Roger! Did I make a 1 or a 2? (Fake laughter). Oh, hello there. My name is Reginald Q. Fantastic, and I am here to tell you about an amazingly terrible product. It’s called the Potty Putter. And yes, it’s pretty much what it sounds like: a putting green that you put in your bathroom and use while taking care of your business. Let me tell you, it makes an awful, awful Christmas gift. But for some reason, people disagree. Why, it’s sold out until Dec. 9. But after that, you can get your hands on it once again! Don’t just take my word for it, though. Here is what the manufacturer has to say on its web site:

You get home from a long day at work. The kids are bothering you. The wife is being her lovely self. All you want to do is practice your putt but you don’t have the time to hit the course for a few weeks. Well why not work out the kinks in your putting game with our new Potty Putter?

It’s a true innovation in getting the most out of each trip to the restroom. Get one for the office and one for home. Finally, you can play some golf without all those bothersome people. The Bathroom is perhaps your last bastion of freedom so don’t let anyone invade it.

Yes! Escape the realities of the life that you have crafted by retreating to the bathroom! Revel in the accomplishment of sinking a four-inch putt while sitting on the throne! All for just $19.95! And remember, if enough of these are purchased, we will simultaneously save the economy AND cause the world as we know it to end.

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