TCTOD: UofM2010 has ideas about Shiancoe
Posted on December 8th, 2008 – 2:55 PMBy Michael Rand
First off, we have to say the interview C.J. had with Visanthe Shiancoe was hilarious.
“How’d it look?” Shiancoe wanted to know. When you retell this story — and you will — please remember that the Vikings tight end ASKED me that question. I did not walk over to Shiancoe at saftey Darren Sharper’s party at Trocaderos early today and leeringly aver: Hey, Visanthe, I’d ask how it’s hanging, but I already know the answer is greeeeeaatt!
It also gives us less trepidation in making The Big V our Talker of the Day, via UofM2010. Sir?
Hey Rand! Good win for the Vikings yesterday, even if they looked downright atrocious at times. I was wondering if you’d be willing to run this as Monday’s TCTOD, or maybe it’s a bit too risque. Thanks!
Visanthe Shiancoe is the real deal in the NFL as a tight end and wants everyone to know it. Here’s looking at you, Chris Cooley. Not only is #81 raking up the yards and TDs in Gus Frerotte’s (and now T-Jack’s) offense, he is even taking his personal-endowedness to a new level. Showing Cooley that posting your own [redacted] online isn’t good enough to reach an extended audience and gain notoriety for one’s unit, Shiancoe managed to show his [redacted] on live national television during the Fox NFL Postgame clip of Zygi Wilf giving the game ball to coach Brad Childress. My question to you, fellow Randballers, is what does Cooley have to do to regain the limelight?
Indeed. The bar has been raised, so to speak. Your move, Mr. Cooley or any other tight end, for that matter.
7 Responses to "TCTOD: UofM2010 has ideas about Shiancoe"
I don’t think Cooley can surpass Shiancoe, even though Cooley unsheathed his [Shiancoe] months prior.
Now that [Shiancoe] has become the accepted nomenclature, I don’t know that anything can change his place in history. It’s time for athletes to endeavor toward some new level of exposure.
2 Cooleys, 1 cup = Limelight control seized
I thought Jason Witten did his best, yesterday, to look like a big [shiancoe].
As for Cooley, it may have to involve a tape measure and a Johnny Holmes poster.
Really, the Mike Honcho option is all that remains. Jeremy Shockey, I am looking at you.
2 Cooleys, 1 cup = Limelight control seized
Highly inappropriate when talking about Tight Ends, latte… wait, what?
The Shiancoe story makes me wonder when E:60 might tackle the growing man-scaping epidemic, or lack thereof, in the NFL. Wouldn’t hedgetrimming make a lot of sense considering the tightness and fabric of football pants?
I don’t know about you guys, but I spent most of the day today at a Ferrari dealership to um, stimulate the economy…
