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That outdoor hockey game at Wrigley will be awesome

Posted on December 12th, 2008 – 2:14 PM
By Michael Rand

nhl-winter-classic.jpgThe NHL today released an artist’s rendering of what the NHL Winter Classic 2009 at Wrigley Field will look like. That game, between the Blackhawks and Red Wings, is on New Year’s Day — just a few weeks away. And, um, that looks pretty spectacular. Wethinks something like this needs to happen at the new Twins ballpark, yes? (And thanks to Stensation for passing along the image).

27 Responses to "That outdoor hockey game at Wrigley will be awesome"

fasolamatt says:

December 12th, 2008 at 2:20 pm

So you DID promise Jon a hockey post each week.

Stu says:

December 12th, 2008 at 2:21 pm

Will Secord be available to suck?

Kenny 17 says:

December 12th, 2008 at 2:22 pm

It’s Mystery, Alaska! Is Little Richard singing the national anthem(s)? Any implied player/reporter sexual hijinks like the end of the movie?

Brandon says:

December 12th, 2008 at 2:24 pm

I can’t wait to not watch this game.

Clarence Swamptown says:

December 12th, 2008 at 2:27 pm

“Wethinks something like this needs to happen at the new Twins ballpark, yes?”

Don’t worry, the Twins home opener in April 2010 should look very similar.

Stu says:

December 12th, 2008 at 2:30 pm

You just made Marthaler’s list, Brandon.

Random Joe says:

December 12th, 2008 at 2:31 pm

It will work out better at TCF stadium.

Michael Rand says:

December 12th, 2008 at 2:35 pm

Random Joe: good point.

muxhut says:

December 12th, 2008 at 2:36 pm

If the NHL really did release such a rendering, I hope that that is not it.

That is just one really horrific bit of photoshopping. And they photoshopped little ad-circles in, too? The NHL isn’t even trying anymore.

Seriously, they can’t pay someone $30 for a pencil sketch? What the hell. This level of careless ineptitude should be reserved only for Timberwolves homegames.

roughakt says:

December 12th, 2008 at 2:44 pm

I think Muxhut is just upset because he realized tonight is his bachelor party and he requested that since he isn’t a gentleman that we can’t go to one of their clubs. Instead we’re going to run around outside with flashlights.

newbie says:

December 12th, 2008 at 2:48 pm

I just got free tickets to the Timberwolves tonight, I tried to give them away and was met with: sorry I can’t, no thanks, and oh I thought you said you had basketball tickets!

newbie says:

December 12th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

Oh and the outdoor hockey thing looks cool, except it seem super far away from the stands.

Clarence Swamptown says:

December 12th, 2008 at 2:51 pm

To the artist’s credit, if you look closely at the building to the left of the scoreboard, you can see Penny and Willona.

Stu says:

December 12th, 2008 at 3:01 pm

Holy geez, Swamptown. +2

Ms. Mpls says:

December 12th, 2008 at 3:04 pm

justing thinking about the possibility of an OUTDOOR gopher vs. sioux hockey game at TCF makes me slightly tingle and a tad (rhymes with hoist)

roughakt says:

December 12th, 2008 at 3:07 pm

I’ll go along with Muxhut and say the artist really mailed it in. Consider the following:

- It sure seems obvious that the rink stretches from 3rd base to 1st base.
- If you remember our friend Pythagorian, he would tell you that the distance from 1st to 3rd is about 127 ft and 3 inches, give or take.
- A normal NHL rink is 200 ft long.
- So where the [redacted] do those other 73 feet go?

Wrigley Field, you just been mathed!

jama says:

December 12th, 2008 at 3:09 pm

Ms. Mpls

“ready to get it on in the TCF men’s room stall”,doesn’t rhyme with hoist.

Adam says:

December 12th, 2008 at 3:16 pm

They should make the rink twice as big so fans can be close. That, and let it be like 8 on 8 or something.

and free beer or hot chocolate/kahlua mixes for everyone…

Ms. Mpls says:

December 12th, 2008 at 3:16 pm

JAMA - if only i some IOWA in me, then perhaps. otherwise negative.

Ms. Mpls says:

December 12th, 2008 at 3:17 pm

wait, wait, holy foot in my mouth on that last comment. i meant if i was from iowa or had any relatives in iowa.

going to join the lemmings now.

muxhut says:

December 12th, 2008 at 3:18 pm

Y’know, “artist” rendering aside, I love the idea of outdoor hockey. Just think if all pro teams had to play in roofless stadia, the entire Norm/Dallas debacle could not have happened.

Applying that to other sports, the Timberwolves would be a nigh impossible occurance, as well. I think we can all agree that that would be for the best.

fasolamatt says:

December 12th, 2008 at 3:30 pm

(resisting temptation to confuse Norm/Dallas debacle with ongoing Norm/Houston debacle)

MR says:

December 12th, 2008 at 3:35 pm

Well played, matt.

Joker says:

December 12th, 2008 at 3:39 pm

Good thing they left the on deck circles there. Now Elisha Cuthbert and Rachel Hunter know where to sit.

Super Rookie says:

December 12th, 2008 at 10:36 pm

+1 to Stu about Secord sucking.

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