Wolves recap: Brandon gets lazy, happy
Posted on January 26th, 2009 – 11:31 AMBy Michael Rand
We’re starting to think Brandon likes the Wolves’ winning ways even less than he likes our statistical forays. All the W’s are sapping his energy. Still, he was the holder of the Friday and Sunday tickets. This is what he reports:
Randballers, forgive me, for there will be no formal write-up for this weekend’s games. I held every best intention of delivering you the recap you deserve, but life kept getting in the way. I attended Friday’s thrilling W against the Hornets, but the rest of the weekend was a whirlwind of family and job responsibilities. Amidst the unwelcome frenzy, the Wolves recap was an unfortunate casualty. Know that this has nothing to do with you. It’s me. I’m the problem.
If I can offer an abbreviated summary as I’ve got a blessed few moments between meetings: 4th Quarter Foye came up big down the stretch against the Hornets on Friday, burying a couple late buckets to drop a hobbling Hornets squad. The mancrush torch was officially passed that night from CP3 to our man Foye (he’s not as sexy, but he is local). The action last night was from inside the paint, as the Wolves overcame a big early deficit with monster games from Big Al and Kevin Love, the latter of which is currently clutching the now-mobile mancrush torch. It was a spirited weekend from the hometown ballers. Somehow, against all logic, these games keep getting more fun.
Save for the lazy behavior from your internet friend Brandon, everything is going right for the Wolves. Plenty of room for you on the bandwagon, if you so dare.
So how ’bout it, folks: Are you on the bandwagon? Do you have Wolves fever? We’ll be at Wednesday’s game, and we already feel a temperature of 102 coming on.
15 Responses to "Wolves recap: Brandon gets lazy, happy"
Why the apology, Brandon? It’s not like you’re a paid contributor like Stu, Rocket, Roughkat or P3. This brand of recap is more efficient than lazy.
[redacted] = savant?
[redacted]= bunt? Can he tutor Punto?
I don’t have T-Wolves fever just yet. You may think I’m nuts but I’m still a little peeved over Flip Saunders gettint the axe and his so called “buddy” Kevin McHale taking over. I know that was a few years ago but I just really have not followed the team since. So until they can make a signifigant run in the play-offs I probably won’t be needing a thermometer to check my temp. Speaking of thermometer’s, what is the difference between and oral and rectal thermometer?
The taste.
Sorry for the crude joke, I just couldn’t resist.
Rocket by trade is a lawyer
The best song by Rush is Tom Sawyer
The connection, you see,
Is known only to me
My Least Favorite Team link goes here.
As the most active token Uterine-American RandBaller, I feel compelled to object to the use of the C-word, even in [redacted] form.
Tom Sawyer < Working Man
I do apologize, A[r]ZGG. It was classless and I am sorry. Future limericks will rely less on the deviant rhyming prowess of the RandBallers.
It’s just that I hate Stu so much…
Wolves are barring teeth, dental work required.
Wait, I’m supposed to be getting paid?
I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more Wolves wins.
I’m passing through st cloud and clear lake in the next half hour, and I’ll be looking for a waving Stu…
To help A[r]ZGG in her quest to go to the rowdiest golf tournament on the planet, here is an article that should make her feel at home there.
Great article, newbie - I can’t wait!
