By Michael Rand
*A horse which has grown a curly, golden moustache is refusing to let grooms shave it off. Yes, go on. (Finally gave us a chance to overwrite that jpg file we’d been holding onto ever since AZGG’s COW post on Sex and the City and Tom Selleck).
*Overpriced Yankees tickets meet “The Family Guy’s” Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man. Thanks to the Sportress of Blogitude.
*High school sports postponed in Texas until May 11 because of Swine flu.
*Bus Cook keeps talking about how Brett Favre isn’t coming back, even though everybody knows he is.
*Erin Andrews and the pony conspiracy. In a major upset, Deadspin commenters found other uses for the “To get the 30 men” partial quote.