The Twins look to snap a 6-game losing streak (all on the road, where they are 4-14 this season) in the final game of their road trip today at Chicago. In a very special game of Office Baseball, we’re going to have to ask you to start out by punching the person to your left when you realize that Adam Everett’s batting average is more than 100 points higher than Nick Punto’s.

*After that, dump a full can of icy cold cola onto your keyboard if the Twins give up a lead.

*And, as always, top-of-your-lungs swearing for missed opportunities with runners in scoring position.

Later: Stu’s Hunt Down, featuring Russell Shimooka. AZGG just swooned.

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